Lyndi*

Gay characters in ‘00s romcoms will say things like “darling, that dress is- how do I put this - ay chihuahua. You’re absolutely yabba dabba doo.”

Celeb women who are openly queer and dating men being accused of faking their queerness

Seeing a lot of “Everyone’s bi til a guy walks by” in celebrities’ comments lately.
It’s like, imagine if there was a word to describe someone who was attracted to women AND men! It’s on the tip of my tongue.

A man biting a woman at Comic Con is not the PR Puyallup wanted, but it’s the PR Puyallup deserves.

Lmao I’ve been calling it “getting priced out of parenthood” but that’s catchier

Calling it a quarter-life crisis in my early 30s because living to 120+ is a really compelling threat.

Ilana why

Gas Works Park on sunny day with rusted pipe structures surrounded by people lounging on park's green grass

After Reopening Alcatraz, Trump Pledges to ‘Fire Up the Pipes’ at Seattle’s Gas Works Park: tinyurl.com/yshmjj22

The red suits you

I know I’m getting enough vitamin D when I want to text my friends that I love them more than I want to fight with strangers on the internet.

Pope Francis’s bedroom or the guest room at my Portuguese grandmother’s house? The answer may surprise you.

(Answer: the Pope’s room. Grandma’s house had more Catholic iconography)

so uh regarding the lord of the rings which of them is the lord

Does Mike Wazowski have a cloaca

I need to find a good recipe, honestly

I know some really cool and interesting people, but I went to preschool with the son of the people who owned the cafe in town that made peach muffins. That was a *celebrity* friendship.

Pokémon Go to the polls

Listen, America is in absolute chaos right now, but my spouse and I just executed a *perfect* Top Gun high five, so I will be riding that high for awhile.

Can we please get John Benjamin Hickey in the mix? I think he was on Daredevil already but he deserves another chance.

Ending every joke with “I don’t know, guys, I’m just being silly” for safety.

Drink every time Maye Musk tweets “I am furious!”

Right? He was the best. Also the actress who played Amanda is now Heather on Daredevil and has a completely different voice and it is startling.

Revenge was an incredible show. They put Gabriel Mann in 2-5 layers of clothing at any given time, as if to practically demonstrate his bisexuality.

I think I just saw Vicki Gunvalson in O’Hare. Like a rare Pokémon!

Ma’am are you hearing your voicemails

Cinderhella (she’s from the Bay Area)

Do not tease me, Needling

Okay so I asked and she said “it’s giving 2028,” and I don’t know if that’s yes or no.

Would you believe me if I told you that Al Jardine followed his appearance at Weird Al’s benefit with a round of Bible Bonkers

"I'm alive!" said Gatsby, roaring past on a speedboat. He'd faked his own death and gotten away with everything. That's why they called him the Great Gatsby. "Out of the way, current!" he yelled at the water. "This speedboat is bearing me ceaselessly into the future!"

Every time I read The Great Gatsby, the final paragraph brings me to tears. Breathtakingly powerful writing:

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage