Manasi

Oh it STAYS updated but for the sake of my sanity I hope you’re wrong 😭

My manager asked my senior pm what my responsibilities are and I’m getting war flashbacks from my toxic old job… like why does this instantly signal in my brain that I’m gonna get fired????? for what???? I’m the best 😭

YOOOOO we are SO back

does bsky literally show you every reply of accounts you follow…..

none of these apps are gonna last it’s so depressing that we’re all still fully reliant on a grown ass toddler for our doom posting

ana kaspar*an’s right wing arc is lasting much longer than i anticipated

why are there nft pfps on bluesky go away this isn’t a safe space for you

aw when did you have a lil pool party?? you look so cute

gm.

the clearest evidence that america is a manifestation of god’s will is that the fourth of july always occurs on july 4th. every. single. time. at which point does something cease to be a coincidence and start to become a miracle

some peoples nightcap is a glass of red wine, mine is a large ⁣baja blast and one (1) cinnabon delight — gn.

are you ok do you need me to alert the mayors office

i regret to inform you that these mfers didn’t listen to a thing i said.

crunchwrap is mission critical - fiesta potatoes an incredible shout.

GOATED CHOICE

ty i am taking foreigners to the mecca for the first time and i don’t wanna miss any stops 🤠

quintessential taco bell order staples - go!

be kind to your web footed friends, for a duck may be somebody’s mother. be kind to your friends in the swamp where the weather is dirty and damp (?). you may think that this is the end — well it is.

I feel like I don’t see it at glizzy establishments anymore 😕

:( feel better before concert pls 🫶

today is the day where i will declare that relish belongs on hot dogs and it’s a crime that it’s not more accessible at hot dog establishments

me to me when it’s 3:25 am and i’m still awake woohoo!

Really important to understand you can’t have a real democracy under these conditions

today’s “work”

i’m p sure they took the bread straight out of the krusty krab.

surely it can’t be worse than the wingstop chicken sandwich

good morning the sky is NOT blue today.

aoc posted feet on the timeline it’s over for us.

did my gaslighting work?

personally i would never i think you’re making stuff up - you need help.