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Just once, when a girl scout knocks, I want to open the door dressed as the Cookie Monster and go fucking nuts.

19.05.2025 15:29 👍 37 🔁 11 💬 1 📌 0
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20.09.2025 13:09 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Only 4 for sleeps til Monday again 😭😭😭😭

29.05.2025 22:28 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

If the shoe fits, then put it on and get the fuck outta here

02.02.2025 15:54 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Professor of evilology here. Evil people often lie to obscure their true motives. 🧵

02.02.2025 04:01 👍 7606 🔁 734 💬 144 📌 20

Man, I had missed the days when your thought upon opening up any news app is always, “Now what?”

01.02.2025 20:01 👍 1470 🔁 56 💬 40 📌 4
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02.02.2025 18:30 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Noted

11.01.2025 02:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Well

02.12.2024 17:15 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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29.11.2024 15:04 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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29.11.2024 14:37 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The spark fizzles out if you don’t add kindling

28.11.2024 18:16 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A great white shark breaching in South Africa

A great white shark breaching in South Africa

Great white sharks can jump higher than the average house. This is because of powerful muscles, a sleek fusiform shape, and the fact that most houses cannot jump.

📷 Shutterstock.com Sergey Uryadniko

21.03.2024 10:48 👍 1778 🔁 399 💬 34 📌 30

Monogamy

27.11.2024 17:22 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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PLANTY HO

27.11.2024 16:47 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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26.11.2024 15:41 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Jump in, the water’s warm

20.11.2024 21:30 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Absolutely

18.11.2024 15:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I was promised fresh horrors. These are definitely recycled.

15.11.2024 04:37 👍 107 🔁 43 💬 2 📌 0
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