austin 🪐

dixie d’amelio next

going to jail is kinda like getting cancelled by the government wait

is there a way to get rid of the monitoring spirits and ppl i went to high school with ?? these engagement metrics are shocking

instagram dump got 29 likes in 8 hours omg i need to be killed

8.55 inches long. 3.75 inches wide. uncut. curves slightly to the left. tip is F7BFD3 pink, shaft is a creamy tan. four distinct veins with the longest ranging from the base to the tip on the middle right side. excretion is macaroon cream and hes trimmed but not clean shaven

māori boys be like “my name is tee”

grindr should send a notification to everyone you’ve ever messaged when you update your weight

the way im lowkey inactive and have not gained any followers since 2025 oh floprub dot bsky dot social

wine drunk!!!

what’s going on with mycareer

we need more he-man representation in queer media

the way me n this bitch would have an absolute kiiii chi

when you are making the salad for your husband, don’t put the feminine tomatoes next to the masculine cucumbers. It’s wrong.

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hrh collection lowkey being a really good representation of Woke 2.0 but yall aren’t ready for that conversation

no weapon that is formed against me shall prosper !

#BlessedAndHighlyFavoured

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just found out a coworker that was rude to me died omg ????????

listening to songs produced by dj mustard and #Twerking

the way nobody gaf 😭

back in australia and no longer have to pay extra for tap water when dining out

first valentine’s together 💌

like what are you all doing here ?

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guys there are so many russians in bali like privyet??????????

instagram needs to take away the music feature for posts on the timeline… y’all obviously cannot be trusted

Love you more than those bitches before.

i sat down with the president of bluesky and said i want to make drafts

the primal urge to update my snap streaks while taking a massive morning dump on the toilet

Bluesky user Clit Rub turns 27

going✈️ bali on wednesday i’m about to be sooo irritating on instagram

now imagine it was “Jet2 vacation” … shocking …