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@mrtimothyclark

Y'know those black box recorders that survive a plane crash. Why don't they build the whole plane out of the black box?

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Tried to take my gun away

12.11.2023 06:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In a way, the ultimate heckler takedown would be a gun

10.11.2023 09:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sure everyone wants a comedian who "says what we're all thinking" but when I get up there and start talking about how underrated risotto is as a versatile dish that's really not that hard to whip up, all of a sudden,

19.10.2023 11:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Okay, first off, you tell me to shut up. Rude. Secondly you demand I take your money?

10.10.2023 21:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I hate those guys who get on this app and just recycle old twitter jokes. The collective noun for that type of guy is a podcast

21.08.2023 11:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No thanks bluesky, I got another app I use to post shit every day! It's called the fucking toilet and I go viral three times a day!

27.07.2023 13:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0