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Eugene The Silliest Goose

@transgander

Some dorky artist creature Late 30s He and they pronouns are both ok May share some adult content every so often No e-soliciting please

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That is a good question! I assume it would at least apply to cats closely related to house cats but not sure about further away relatives like I don't .... jaguars or something.

12.03.2026 01:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A portrait of two spaniels wearing bandanas sitting side by side with spring flora in the background.

A portrait of two spaniels wearing bandanas sitting side by side with spring flora in the background.

Spring puppies 🐢🌸🌱 Commission for @spanielspaniels.bsky.social πŸ’™

11.03.2026 22:39 πŸ‘ 30 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

that once happened in an apartment I was renting (like the kitchen had no electricity but other parts the apartment were fine). Pretty sure a breaker issue that caused it but it was very weird.

12.03.2026 01:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I've written a check before but only a couple of times back in the mid 2000s or so. Its nice its still an option for transferring funds from one person to another but its often easier to do it digitally. Same with sending letters vs. e-mail.

12.03.2026 01:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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"Blueskee"

10.03.2026 17:02 πŸ‘ 1262 πŸ” 276 πŸ’¬ 112 πŸ“Œ 103

:,(

12.03.2026 00:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A version of Conker as a transgender woman. She has dark makeup on, a black choker, and black hoodie with the zip slightly undone, fishnets and black sneakers. She's holding a cigarette in one hand and a bottle of whisky in the other.

A version of Conker as a transgender woman. She has dark makeup on, a black choker, and black hoodie with the zip slightly undone, fishnets and black sneakers. She's holding a cigarette in one hand and a bottle of whisky in the other.

A version of Conker as a transgender woman. She has dark makeup on, a black choker, and black hoodie with the zip slightly undone, fishnets and black sneakers. She's holding a cigarette in one hand and a bottle of whisky in the other.

A version of Conker as a transgender woman. She has dark makeup on, a black choker, and black hoodie with the zip slightly undone, fishnets and black sneakers. She's holding a cigarette in one hand and a bottle of whisky in the other.

Sucks that the only gifs you can upload are through Tenor, but here are some pictures of the trans fem Conker I 3D modelled based on @beastgoddk.bsky.social's Conker design.

11.08.2024 16:55 πŸ‘ 356 πŸ” 111 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 6

Just to clear things up. This cover artwork was definitely not created by AI, but by the incredibly talented Pete Hentze, a long time Rare artist, and one of the concept artists on Conker: Live and Reloaded! πŸ™‚

11.03.2026 10:27 πŸ‘ 932 πŸ” 293 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 50
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Glamorous

12.03.2026 00:02 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Chart comparing the skeleton of a bird to a human by color coding each major section. Much of what people call the "leg" of a bird is actually just the long part of their foot that doesn't make contact with the ground (at least when they're standing up).

Chart comparing the skeleton of a bird to a human by color coding each major section. Much of what people call the "leg" of a bird is actually just the long part of their foot that doesn't make contact with the ground (at least when they're standing up).

Because I am a bird furry I'm going to include bird nerd shit here because birds also have knees facing the same direction as humans (their femur is just usually pretty short)

12.03.2026 00:06 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Hell yeah!

11.03.2026 23:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Soft and Sharp

11.03.2026 15:42 πŸ‘ 334 πŸ” 63 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Goodness I'm glad they took that part out because it didn't even made sense in a biological way let alone any other way lol

11.03.2026 23:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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*Leon casually suplexing a 60 year old man*
"Guess that's The Last of Him."
The Seinen Hero @TheHeroOfSeinen β€’ 2d
Who'd win in a fight

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Kal @Kaldruen Follow *Leon casually suplexing a 60 year old man* "Guess that's The Last of Him." The Seinen Hero @TheHeroOfSeinen β€’ 2d Who'd win in a fight :

11.03.2026 13:24 πŸ‘ 6823 πŸ” 1702 πŸ’¬ 69 πŸ“Œ 50
Price sheet showing a fullbody illustration of a pink anthro squirrel. Text reads:

Experimental doodle commissions! 

You get: cute drawing of whatever you want; roughly in this style; nsfw allowed; you may pick the setting just not the exact pose; I.e.

βœ… running from a butterfly, scared
❌ running after a butterfly with both hands above their head, with a crazed expression, teeth showing, poofed up tail, drooling, looking back

I get: money for immigration fees, groceries, medicine, and to hopefully see my mom soonish 

Minimal revisions are ok!

Headshot $25
Waist-up $35
Full-body $50

Price sheet showing a fullbody illustration of a pink anthro squirrel. Text reads: Experimental doodle commissions! You get: cute drawing of whatever you want; roughly in this style; nsfw allowed; you may pick the setting just not the exact pose; I.e. βœ… running from a butterfly, scared ❌ running after a butterfly with both hands above their head, with a crazed expression, teeth showing, poofed up tail, drooling, looking back I get: money for immigration fees, groceries, medicine, and to hopefully see my mom soonish Minimal revisions are ok! Headshot $25 Waist-up $35 Full-body $50

Heyo!!! My good friend @mikekilluz.bsky.social is currently running experimental comms! Hit up his DMs! He’s a powerhouse of an artist who has done a lot of fantastic work and I know your characters would look incredible in his style. πŸ’–

11.03.2026 19:55 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
An anthropomorphic dog-like character with a sink basin and faucet in their torso holding a plate and a dish rag in a kitchen setting.

An anthropomorphic dog-like character with a sink basin and faucet in their torso holding a plate and a dish rag in a kitchen setting.

i love you sinkdog

18.08.2025 16:05 πŸ‘ 732 πŸ” 214 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 1

Honestly following Jason is even worse than what you described which is saying a lot I think.
Like Jasonafex doesn't just draw gross shit or have bad political opinions bro groomed an actual minor and that's something people have known about for years now 😬

11.03.2026 23:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

lot of people on this site soaking themselves stupid making posts like "stop saying gross shit is ok" when people are very clearly saying "you are allowed to think something is absolutely vile but trusting the government/companies/paypros w the morality barometer is HISTORICALLY really dumb"

11.03.2026 20:21 πŸ‘ 1504 πŸ” 712 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 2
Biffo goes to the shoe store and decides to buy a gigantic pair of clown shoes.
BIFFO: These are just what I want!

Biffo goes to the shoe store and decides to buy a gigantic pair of clown shoes. BIFFO: These are just what I want!

Beano #1632, October 27, 1973

11.03.2026 21:11 πŸ‘ 244 πŸ” 73 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 13
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Would YOU like to support a good cause? And get a little doodle??
@modestyjorts.bsky.social and I are offering pen sketches to anyone who donates to World Central Kitchen, link and info below πŸ‘‡

11.03.2026 00:50 πŸ‘ 104 πŸ” 34 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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GREAT NEWS!!!!! 😭❀️❀️❀️❀️

11.03.2026 18:59 πŸ‘ 11573 πŸ” 3226 πŸ’¬ 237 πŸ“Œ 170
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The "David the Gnome" theme song on ukulele - through a cartoon snout on a Tuesday

11.03.2026 01:20 πŸ‘ 97 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0

i went my whole life thinking i was giving onix the tungsten cube

11.03.2026 18:27 πŸ‘ 659 πŸ” 223 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

So yeah that's all I have to say about this fucking chaos going down my my Bluesky timeline right now. I don't feel like unfollowing anyone based on what's going down just yet but I do think people need to be smarter about trying to understand what others are saying before starting shit.

11.03.2026 22:08 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Someone I follow tried to address that bad take but did so in a clunky way and now is getting dogpiled. Ya'll attempting to find a outlet for your frustrations by punching laterally at other queer artists is not cool. Can we take a few breaths before we tear each other apart, please?

11.03.2026 22:08 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

That aspect addressed there is an inherent issue with queer folks taking a "all censorship bad and fascist" stance because they've gooner brained themselves into forgetting hate speech, disinformation, verbal threats and doxxing are also types of speech somehow...

11.03.2026 22:08 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Can't say I appreciate seeing some of my friends being called pedophiles and other gross shit like that because they simply think fictional depictions in art shouldn't be treated with the gravity of real abuse. Its 2026 there's plenty of real actual kid diddlers you could focus you energy on.

11.03.2026 22:08 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

As a queer person I do fully agree I do not want to have me just expressing myself equated with any form of sexual abuse. That noted since people are discussing the censorship of fictional depictions within artwork and not real actions I don't believe anyone is intending to make those comparisons.

11.03.2026 22:08 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Wish people could not speak past each other on my TL so I wouldn't be stuck between multiple groups of people I like that are at each other's throats.

(Please read the entire thread before replying. K thanks)

11.03.2026 22:08 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Its kinda like Animal Crossing mixed with Dragon Quest Builders I guess? You play as a Ditto that's trying to restore a place a Pokemon show up and you try to make them comfortable and happy. You can then use their Pokemon powers to further help you build and alter the environment.

11.03.2026 21:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0