and why is Trump talking about saving it? I thought he hated trees and wanted them all bulldozed. They just interfere with his golf game and create havok by dropping acorns on cop cars.
1. He’s not on tour because he’s dead.
2. He always just wanted to play the saxophone, but when he was young his dad could only afford a guitar, so he taught himself to play guitar and make it sound like a saxophone. Did whomever chose that pic know this, or a strange coincidence?
#allanholdsworth
IYKYK
Coming from the guy who dressed an actor up in a robot costume and thought nobody would notice it wasn't a real robot, this is farcical. Humans will still be scrubbing dishes and toilets after all of this clown's vaporware predictions are long forgotten. Bet we will have some amazing weapons though!
What the fuck is a filamindus tree?
Fuck a heartburn remedy. If I am not getting heartburn, how am I supposed to know whether I made my coffee strong enough?
It’s the little things in life. Like when you’re the first car at a red light, and you’re a little bit late to go on the green, yet nobody behind you blows their horn.
McDonalds drive through. Placeholder text on receipt reads, "Valued Customer," but the sweet young child behind the mic misreads it, addresses me as "Valued Consumer," and I have never, in my entire life, felt more American than I did in that moment.
Screenshot of a video of someone making Seitan, with the auto-generated caption reading, “This is how I make Satan”
I fucking love AI generated captions
Screenshot of text with the phrase “the images of” written twice in a row
Screenshot of text with an error circled: the word “this” written twice.
Screenshot of text with the word “that” written twice, in an obvious failure of proofreading.
Screenshot of text from a news article with the phrase “in fact” written twice in a row, revealing a disturbing lack of proofreading, or a failure of the proofreader to catch the error.
Purely anecdotal: I have noticed a sharp increase in the number of “doubled word” errors in posts, news stories etc. the last few years. I suspect it has something to do with alterations in the brain from COVID. One of the most obvious errors, easily caught by the most cursory proofread. Baffling.
Every scientist, long before they were a scientist, was a little kid who stood in front of a fish tank or stared up at the stars or turned over a rock to look at the bugs underneath and said “wow”. On the best days, working in science still feels like that.
The AMA has a YouTube page where you can catch up on all the fun, ongoing TB & bird flu outbreaks, since the CDC is no longer allowed to do that: youtube.com/watch?v=HlPB...
we need compulsory remedial science education NOW
Why is the USA the only country in the world with bird flu H5N1 ripping through cattle herds?
Because in the United States, it’s legal to feed chicken shit to cattle.
That’s why. That’s literally the reason
www.telegraph.co.uk/global-healt...
Chaise longue pig: The couch, made of human flesh (my legs) where my dog likes to sit.
Click-bait ad featuring a small widget being held by obviously machine generated fingers. The device is quizzically ill-designed, to the point of being ridiculous from an engineering or industrial design standpoint, but apparently perfectly plausible to the hallucination engine that shat it out, at the cost of a few dozen acres of trees.
Likely AI generated image of a neat looking little gadget that most definitely does not exist in the real world but is designed to intrigue the viewer into clicking to see what it is, only to be confronted with a series of ad-filled pages of ads for garbage products, which never includes the fake, completely made up product you thought you were clicking on.
If I had my dream job of making up neat looking little gadgets that DO NOT EXIST, for clickbait to some idiot listicle sites, I guess A.I. would have put me out of it by now anyway.
If you get distracted/forget/procrastinate on cleaning your glasses until they get so smudgy that FaceID stops working, you might have AuDHD
CHUDs: we should drown the government in a bathtub
Also CHUDs: Why didn’t the government save my house?!?!?
Ktla news screencap reads palisades brush fire now 770+ acres, picture is a big red bulldozer about to plow through a Mercedes and the dozens of cars behind it
What stage of climate crisis is bulldozing abandoned luxury cars to make way for firetrucks?
who will suck the carbon
back out of the sky?
don't look now
it ain't you or i
(with apologies to D. Boon)
There’s only one thing I want to smell when I walk into a weed store, and it’s not some cloying Tropical Blast Glade plug-in. WTF is with these dispensaries running air fresheners/scented candles/EO diffusers? Don’t like the smell of weed? Maybe don’t take a job running a weed store then, you clown!
DOUGE: Department of Useless Grifter Eggheads
Lumbergh: verb 1. To walk around aimlessly with a coffee mug in one’s hand, making inane pronouncements and being generally useless.
2. To absentmindedly misplace an item while walking around aimlessly. “Now where did I Lumbergh my coffee mug?”
Screen cap of a sleep tracking app showing a daily time in bed of 4hr 25min and a time asleep of 4hr 20min
A wizard always sleeps exactly as long as he intends to sleep
