19.03.2025 03:30
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Man, I hope having a confirmation vote at 9pm on a Friday for Secretary of Defense is good news.
Do you think we could get Musk's ketamine prescriber to do the world a huge solid?
I have COVID.
It's midnight.
I just sat up to get a drink of water, and despite my health, a mischievous, feral energy rolled through me that I haven't felt since 2023.
Fuck. Yes.
Am I about to be BACK??
[it's probably the fever, but I've been wrecked and longing for 2023!me's level of energy]
I'm CACKLING.
I read this to my 17yo.
He looked so done and said, "You know how we evolved bigger brains? Because of cooked meat, hooker. C-sections won't evolve bigger brains. GOD, I hate that man."
I'm here for this teenage disdain.
Seattle tripped me tf out because laundry detergent was locked up. And, of course, basic needs.
Is there a Fun Thing to do on NYE in Denver, Boulder, or Fort Collins? I never make plans and never do anything, and I should change that, but this year is definitely a last-minute scramble. 😅
I got one that told me not to walk alone at night, and that felt... fun.
I could just like...walk off into the woods.
It's 8am, I woke up still high from my edible and trying to decide if trying to go open Christmas gifts would be a terrible idea, but if I try to go back to sleep imma be down til lunch.
🎉🥳🎉
Not including Muppets is lies and slander. Charlie Brown doesn't trump Mupoets in any list.
I love when a diva finally sees herself like others do. 🌟
I bet $20 he couldn't say "diplomatic acumen" correctly the first time.
I love being a contributing artist in a petty breakup moveout.
I just want to hug the moon.
I feel like this might be helpful in the coming months.
My dog is snoring in a way that is making me jealous of that lil sleep she's having at 4:33pm.
Brett Goldstein gives me hope and makes me feel calm when I'm hanging by a thread.
Shrinking is saving my life rn while I eat homemade chicken soup for lunch.
I'm exhausted.
2024 might get me yet.
I am crashing tf out and way too much of it surrounds the fucking bleak ass future.
Important photo of my dog curled up cuddling her feets and snoring.
Everybody let your titties out for a minute. Let em breathe
I was downloading an app, and under the More You Might Like section, I super want to know why United Healthcare and McDonalds were next to each other. 😂🤣
Lying in bed on a Sunday morning hearing Doechii's Sundays Best playing softly through the wall is a vibe.
There are some facts that a person can be a little too stoned to be subjected to.
I love her. 😭
The 19yo has guilted me into watching Supernatural, and we both are unsettled by the trivia I still know despite the fact that I stopped watching in 2018 and haven't watched since.
