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Microsoft is handing over Bitlocker keys to law enforcement. www.forbes.com/sites/thomas...
The only LAN party I ever went to wasn't for gaming; we were rendering visual effects!
An image of two tweets on my Twitter timeline. The top one is from The Onion, whose headline reads, "White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting of Cross." The tweet right under it, from Canadian newspaper National Post: "Canadian permanent residents may need to reveal 5 years of social media history to enter U.S."
I was really torn about RTing the one on the top. lolsob
Did you know the city decided to erect signs in the middle of the small sidewalk along 16th avenue on both ends over Nose creek saying "crosswalk closed"? Pain in the ass to move the bike past instead of sitting in the cold waiting for the train to cross down below. Thanks City... #yycbike
Okay, internets, you know what to do:
Name this airline!
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Damn
Was at car dealership today. Noticed something funny. The normal cars had door poppers and overwhelming screens. The $120,000 car had physical door handles and tons of buttons.
May be obvious but I speculated years ago this would happen. Electronics cheaper than craftsmanship, because it is.
Can doctors claim a privacy violation because RateMDs creates profiles and ranks them without consent? The BC Court of Appeal says no. Civil #privacy claims require information that’s really “private”. New on my YouTube channel: youtu.be/AqmvwTs0qAA
Eeeeehehehehehehehe
Some asshole keeps phoning me and leaving silent messages on my voicemail — not even some heavy breathing!
Congratulations! As a donor to your cause, this was worth every cent!
I have been dreaming of this day for over five years. Proctorio’s lawsuit against me is forever over. I’ve won my life back!
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ACAB and Defund The Police -- the two most destructive messaging efforts from sloganeers who don't actually want to fix a fucking thing and will, at every opportunity, alienate the entire electorate from actual police reform for the sheer pleasure of their own self-regarding purities.
Eat a dick.
Maybe the ump from last night will christen it, “The Strikeroom.”
When ICE comes to Philly it’s going to be brutal
A screenshot of a tweet containing a photo of a plaque from OpenAI honouring McKinsey & Company for passing 100 billion tokens.
“Passing 100 billion tokens” makes it sound like they came out of somebody’s urethra.
Drew Struzan, the artist behind some of the most recognizable movie posters in cinema history — including for the Star Wars, Indiana Jones and Back to the Future franchises — has died at 78.
It will soon come ashore looking for the manager.
Damn
David Letterman on his career mocking presidents: “Beating up on these people, rightly or wrongly, accurately or perhaps inaccurately, in the name of comedy—not once were we squeezed by anyone from any governmental agency, let alone the dreaded FCC.”
Watch more: bit.ly/4n0Uv2p
David Letterman is right: you can't appease a tyrant.
this doesn't look like a normal distribution
"A society that resorts to violence to solve its problems starts to surrender its claim on being a society."
Gift link.
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Code Rush, a 2000 Documentary About Netscape/Mozilla. “It covers Netscape’s last year as an independent company, from their announcement of the Mozilla open source project until their acquisition by AOL.” [kottke.org]
