Ladies - You ever sneezed on your period & gave birth to a baby jelly fish ππ«£π«’
Ladies - You ever sneezed on your period & gave birth to a baby jelly fish ππ«£π«’
Please share share share!!
My financial status:
I just washed a paper plate
The hour we lost was the one I was going to use to get my life together π«
I wonder what store everybody is buying this audacity from because its gotta be on sale π¬
Verified in less than a month π΄
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I just got my electric bill. I believe I got charged for the sunlight, the moonlight, the street light, the light of my life, the speed of light, and also the light at the end of the tunnel π«
Every day is leg day for me when Iβm running from my problems ππ»ββοΈ
The word "SWIMS" upside-down is still "SWIMS"
I would be really motivated to lose weight if it went to someone I didnβt like π
Instead of calling me a snack, call me a candle. Iβm fire, I smell good and if you play with me Iβll burn this whole MF house down π
According to a survey 99.9% of men looking at this picture wonβt notice the mouse on the doughnut
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I hate my mind π π π
Itβs amazing how much I can accomplish in 20 minutes when my mother calls and tells me sheβs on her way to visit me π³
I wish my family had generational wealth. But no. We have diabetes.
True π
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For the life of me, iβll never understand how so many people hate immigrants who pay taxes, but admire billionaires who donβt.
How does Canada feel about cutting the power to the US on Super Bowl Sunday? π
Youβre never too old to finger paint π¨
Holy cRAP!!!!!
President Trump your priorities are wild, this will lower the price of eggs for sure π€¦π»ββοΈ
#stophate #spreadlove #Trump
If you are going to share something today, please share this π
Letβs spread awareness π€
And about how accurate it is too!
Will Vancouver π¨π¦ finally get snow????
Vroom vroom- here I come π βοΈ