Mark (@mwpfoot)

Gunsmoke s2e30 “Big Girl Lost” is a fine example of the genre 🤠

25.01.2026 04:35 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Anyone else 🫨SHAKE🫨 the milk jug? Get it frothy? I can’t drink the stuff but I pour a TALL glass 🥛

10.01.2026 05:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

decided to walk around outside until it started raining - and it’s happening!!! 🌧️💧☔️

17.11.2025 07:07 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i mean, if people like it 🤷‍♂️ who am i to complain about everything 🤷‍♂️ 🤷‍♂️ 🤷‍♂️

08.10.2025 06:30 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

*ALL* purpose flour? 😳 like, anything? 👀

01.10.2025 02:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

suddenly FLIES in the house 🪰 jeeeeesus 😓 take me lord 🙌 #rapture

23.09.2025 02:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

godDAMN i love garlic! 🧄 genocides not so much 👀

08.09.2025 02:22 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

freezer muffin dinner, oh boy! pass the margarine 🧈 😋 👅

31.08.2025 01:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

every billy joel song is about spaghetti 🍝

17.08.2025 21:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i eat corn like it owes me money 🌽 #brentwood

08.08.2025 01:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Norm! 🍺

22.05.2025 05:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a mouse in the trap 💀 but the bait is licked clean 🤔

19.04.2025 05:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

cal athletics needs coaches that embrace this area, not transients who take a job here despite it #gobears

17.04.2025 05:23 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

the kids have reached an age such that the entire house is filthy no matter what i do

11.04.2025 05:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

TIL that Tesla insiders (executives, board members, etc) have sold *1.46 million* Tesla shares over the past 12 months, and bought precisely *zero*

www.nasdaq.com/market-activ...

21.03.2025 17:23 👍 6632 🔁 1605 💬 141 📌 151

it bothers me that milk jugs leak when stored sideways 😠 what are these caps even doing 😠

18.03.2025 02:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

(price yer stonks accordingly)

14.03.2025 05:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

one observation i have as a parent is that kids want nothing to do with facebook, twitter 🚫 for real: none of them 🤷‍♂️

14.03.2025 05:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

If I owe you an email STAY IN LINE

13.03.2025 07:36 👍 663 🔁 35 💬 0 📌 0

california almond growers full-throat championed the lunatics who will sink them 🤦‍♂️ #tariffs

12.03.2025 20:48 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

goofin on other people’s transportation choices is our national pastime 🚗 😒 🇺🇸

11.03.2025 17:51 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

+5 mins to drive to the local hw store, but -25 mins overall vs. wandering around the big box version (that increasingly has less, for more)

26.02.2025 18:16 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

fire mitigation pruning more than usual this year 🚒 reducing risk one green bin at a time ♻️

15.02.2025 20:21 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

13.02.2025 05:57 👍 3785 🔁 848 💬 41 📌 19

Hayward is 🫨 today #earthquakes

13.02.2025 20:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

volatile markets basically print money for those who control their directions 🤔

04.02.2025 03:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

none of these ai integrations seem to understand that I want nothing to do with them 🤖

25.01.2025 03:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

my go-to microwave times are :55, 1:35, 2:35, and 3:33 📡 ANYTHING can be reheated with some combo of these 🌭💦😋

15.01.2025 02:21 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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