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Sometimes I wanna make my pizza guy play True Blood w me & ask me to invite him in like he’s some ancient Nordic vampire & I smell like fairy

Not rn babe. I’m tryna put the malocchio on AI data centers & electric companies.

I rly hope all the ppl i let go ahead of me know im still an assassin

What the hell time is it even anyway

Sunset orange clouds of sunset over a blue sky, through the silhouettes of trees. Yesterday it snowed, today it’s 58. It’s not gonna last so as my father in law says, “get it while you can” (he was always talking about money, though)

Nice to be back on the deck today

The tragedy baked right in.

a giant ravioli filled with lasagna

i used ai to train my dogs and they formed a military junta

Saturn without its rings asking everything what it really thinks about Saturn and you still pretend to laugh at all my witty gazes in the planetarium

When Stuart Little has a flat he calls aaa

A half pipe drenched in cold syrup wouldn't be enough to quench the heat of my shoes. They're primitive, and ready to dominate this history like toupee on apple fritters

Partial section of the face of a full-size chocolate cat being held over the face of an actual cat.

Phantom of the Opurra

The failure of my last skeet tells me all I need to know about bsky

You can treat my face like a Jackson Pollock if you wanna

Orange and yellow tulips in a mason jar looking base on my table. Husband brought them for me yesterday because he’s cute like that.

The shimmer lifting the pine limbs.

A parking space outlined with a painted white dotted line and labeled "DRUG DEALERS ONLY."

Detective Wile E. Coyote puts down the paintbrush and smiles.

CEO ISN'T A REAL JOB.

Huddled up with every breath.

Charlie Brown got a pillowcase full of rocks and a long memory

Look at me reading complete sentences and driving on the right side of the road.

The Shoes of the Sleepwalker

Sometimes the downward spiral is only a little whirlwind in butterfly landing to tend a flower, a part of cosplay, overwhelming still. But it's being handled kink by kink

HAMSTER WHEEL IN MY HEAD,
rusted

At times, hunger hits and becomes the downfall of many great systems that could have ruled all that is of the world. We have decided that isn't for us, waffles staved away the hunger and the rock is where we shall stay

If someone that claims to be a lion turns around & calls you a sheep I hope you turn around & tell em Jesus was a lamb bro

*Gets your attention saying we really needa talk*
Ok first of all—my tummy hurts.

Mrs. Redbelly ❤️

Wiggly worm time!!!! It’s a wiggly worm feeding frennnnzzzzyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!

A handsome man’s face carved from wood with cute ears that stick out a bit & a nice beard, his eyes are wide & happy and his moth is in an excited “o” shape. He’s the cutest birdhouse & I put him in the tree out front so he can watch over us & enjoy all of our bird visitors. The wooden wishing well that’s in the front yard beside the tree is also visible.

I named the birdhouse man Woody bc my dad’s name was Woodrow but everyone called him Woody.💓💓💓💓

Darlene took me to a craft show this morning & I found this guy who looks just like my dad when you’d give him a piece of good news so of course I brought him home. 💞💓💞