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But you can call me Andie. They/them. I write stories, I write about pop culture, and once in a while I make music, when I feel like it. https://www.andieangelis.com/

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We need more of those Tumblr pages where ppl send in their horny thoughts and it gets posted on an image with a font that is illegible and low contrast in colour. Every social media site needs them. They added a certain je ne sais quoi to the atmosphere. Less nazis, more viscerally thirsty

18.09.2025 05:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Remember when conservatives and pundits said trigger warnings were a huge threat to freedom of speech

18.09.2025 01:52 πŸ‘ 477 πŸ” 48 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 2

Dave Portnoy’s vibes-based understanding of politics is that getting backlash against old racist tweets *feels* like a violation of his rights but the government outlawing the speech of people he doesn’t like feels totally fine

18.09.2025 02:38 πŸ‘ 486 πŸ” 40 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 0

if Jimmy Kimmel's political humor is too hot for you to handle, I'm not sure "snowflake" even cuts it as a term of derision for the level of fragility you've achieved

17.09.2025 23:00 πŸ‘ 30103 πŸ” 6175 πŸ’¬ 304 πŸ“Œ 120

Wifi issue, sure…

18.09.2025 05:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A Black man and a homeless man were found hanging from trees in Mississippi yesterday, for those who haven’t seen yet because it’s barely made it out of local news.

16.09.2025 14:30 πŸ‘ 15065 πŸ” 7947 πŸ’¬ 743 πŸ“Œ 684
THE CUT

They Want the Shooter to Be Trans
By Lex McMenamin, a writer and editor at Teen Vogue.

THE CUT They Want the Shooter to Be Trans By Lex McMenamin, a writer and editor at Teen Vogue.

β€œAnti-trans harassment and violence is all the rage. Trans people are afraid to leave the country, let alone leave their houses. The right-wing ecosystem has gladly spent years creating these conditions, while Democrats have by turns avoided saying anything about them at all” 😞

πŸ‘‰πŸ» archive.ph/ewBhT

15.09.2025 23:29 πŸ‘ 1793 πŸ” 765 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 39

*puts on sports bra and looks in mirror* nope, can’t do that today
*puts on binder, looks in mirror. Smiles. Sits down, can’t breathe cause had too many carbs yesterday* Okay, that’s worse.
*puts sports bra back on*

09.07.2025 23:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The cost of Grok: "I can't breathe at home, it smells like gas outside. How come I can't breathe at home and y'all get to breathe at home?"

10.05.2025 16:25 πŸ‘ 13925 πŸ” 7191 πŸ’¬ 115 πŸ“Œ 203

*shoe, FUCK

09.05.2025 09:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

As I approach my 30th bday, I realize the highest level on my hierarchy of needs is actually a show with Doc Marten levels of swag but New Balance levels of comfort

05.05.2025 00:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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one of the most admirable aspects of human culture, until comparatively recently, is the near universal civilisational compulsion to wear a silly hat after you accumulate any amount of power

fundementally this is where society started going wrong. why don't the powerful wear drip like this anymore

08.09.2024 22:07 πŸ‘ 809 πŸ” 163 πŸ’¬ 28 πŸ“Œ 11

*wonders how I will warm my hands after top surgery in horror*
*remembers I’ll most likely be on T and my body will be warmer anyways and nods, pleased*

29.04.2025 22:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A screenshot of a tweet by Elon Musk, replying to a post by John LeFevre. Musk writes: β€œThis is the woke mind virus in action. Now, it is time for the mind virus to die.” LeFevre’s post includes a chart titled β€œFigure 2: Percent of U.S. adults identifying as transgender, by birth year,” sourced from the CDC’s Behavioral Risk Surveillance Survey. The graph shows a sharp rise in the percentage of people identifying as transgender among those born after the year 2000. The tweet claims this reflects "social contagion."

A screenshot of a tweet by Elon Musk, replying to a post by John LeFevre. Musk writes: β€œThis is the woke mind virus in action. Now, it is time for the mind virus to die.” LeFevre’s post includes a chart titled β€œFigure 2: Percent of U.S. adults identifying as transgender, by birth year,” sourced from the CDC’s Behavioral Risk Surveillance Survey. The graph shows a sharp rise in the percentage of people identifying as transgender among those born after the year 2000. The tweet claims this reflects "social contagion."

Elon Musk explicitly calls for the genocide of trans people smh says it's time for them to die.

21.04.2025 23:14 πŸ‘ 960 πŸ” 192 πŸ’¬ 56 πŸ“Œ 22

People spend a lot of time wondering why the left is worse at using independent media to control the national narrative.

A useful exercise is to ask why the left is also worse at selling snake oil and pyramid schemes, because I think the reasons are basically exactly the same.

21.04.2025 01:31 πŸ‘ 43112 πŸ” 6900 πŸ’¬ 980 πŸ“Œ 371
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Art.

21.04.2025 21:50 πŸ‘ 36242 πŸ” 4635 πŸ’¬ 139 πŸ“Œ 54

Boo!

11.04.2025 10:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Why Are So Many Trans People Into Urban Planning? Trans people are often advocates of radical transit and urbanist policyβ€”Katelyn Burns investigates why.

happy to be quoted in this article from @katelynburns.com about the phenomenon trans on trains. pretty good read! there's so much overlap that it really is something worth exploring more. my staunch urbanism is in lockstep with my views on gender.

08.04.2025 17:52 πŸ‘ 388 πŸ” 62 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 9
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I still think about this tweet sometimes

08.04.2025 22:35 πŸ‘ 14109 πŸ” 2505 πŸ’¬ 68 πŸ“Œ 86

I cannot emphasize enough that if you feel like everything is totally hopeless and fucked right now- that staying alive is enough at this moment- if that's all you have energy for. Take a day, take a week, grieve. Then sit down, gather your bearings & do what you need to do to keep moving forward.

07.11.2024 00:40 πŸ‘ 3338 πŸ” 773 πŸ’¬ 34 πŸ“Œ 13
thataaronchapman

Seymour Street, Vancouver, Downtown

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thataaronchapman To the owner of the Black Tesla who parked behind the #Orpheum on #SeymourStreet last night, who told me to go fuck myself after I told them they'd likely get a parking ticket because of tour vehicles that were going to park there, who seemed to presume I was just some nosy civilian rather than the guy running the concert tonight- here's a photo of the tow truck

thataaronchapman Seymour Street, Vancouver, Downtown 8,039 422 thataaronchapman To the owner of the Black Tesla who parked behind the #Orpheum on #SeymourStreet last night, who told me to go fuck myself after I told them they'd likely get a parking ticket because of tour vehicles that were going to park there, who seemed to presume I was just some nosy civilian rather than the guy running the concert tonight- here's a photo of the tow truck

This type of petty. πŸ€ŒπŸ˜™

05.04.2025 01:35 πŸ‘ 1858 πŸ” 314 πŸ’¬ 42 πŸ“Œ 21
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Our Trans Family and History WILL NOT BE ERASED πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ

Rally at the Stonewall National Monument in New York City in response to the current administration’s efforts to erase transgender people.

14.02.2025 18:20 πŸ‘ 871 πŸ” 241 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 5
a post from r/LivestreamFail that says "Leftist creator Shaun helps fundraise $440k+ for Palestinian children (PCRF)"

a post from r/LivestreamFail that says "Leftist creator Shaun helps fundraise $440k+ for Palestinian children (PCRF)"

damn.. another fail

10.02.2025 21:17 πŸ‘ 4945 πŸ” 377 πŸ’¬ 88 πŸ“Œ 11

The same dudes who fetishize the supposed lost strength and competence of their forefathers want computers to write their emails for them.

15.01.2025 14:59 πŸ‘ 15739 πŸ” 2824 πŸ’¬ 141 πŸ“Œ 81

Need a better casual opener for texts with friends. Asking β€œHow are u” in an inaugural winter is like asking a person β€œhave you considered the ramifications of killing yourself, or just the perceived positives?”

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These firefighters are amazing, man. They are helping my friend’s cul-de-sac prepare for the worst right now. Cutting vegetation, putting outdoor furniture into garage, duct taping vents, etc. They do so much more than we know to protect us.

12.01.2025 01:59 πŸ‘ 3804 πŸ” 488 πŸ’¬ 30 πŸ“Œ 16
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A Complete Unknown – Music Elitism & Folk-Rock Image via https://www.imdb.com/title/tt11563598/ Music Elitism and Purism As a 90s-born younger millennial, I grew up under the wing of gen X rock elitists, not just in my own family but also growing ...

I published my first official blog post on my website, discussing the new Bob Dylan biopic "A Complete Unknown" and my experiences and thoughts with music elitism. Planning to finish a blog post every month, so if you enjoy please follow along the journey!

www.thekissingbandit.com/a-complete-u...

12.01.2025 00:06 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Seong Gi-hun in the first season of Squid Game giving his wide smile for his photo.

Text reads: "At least I'm not in the literal squid game and am just in the reality that the squid game is a metaphor of"

Seong Gi-hun in the first season of Squid Game giving his wide smile for his photo. Text reads: "At least I'm not in the literal squid game and am just in the reality that the squid game is a metaphor of"

03.01.2025 18:03 πŸ‘ 952 πŸ” 113 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 1

As I start work at 6:30am this dark Monday morning, I'm thinking about how we're given 5 days to do some mundane inconsequential bullshit that only the person getting rich from cares about, but only 2 days to try to cram in all the stuff that really matters to yourself and your people 1/2

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