Goofus T. Faust 🤡 Floating Clown Head

Goofus_T_Faust - Twitch CLOWN GO FAST! CLOWN GO VERY FAST! CLOWN GO SO FAST THAT HE CAN'T STOP AND CRASHES INTO A WALL, KILLING HIM INSTANTLY!

HONK HONK
TIME TO GO FAST AND KICK ASS
Going live with I AM YOUR BEAST
like
RIGHT NOW
Come Hang :o)
www.twitch.tv/goofus_t_faust

Goofus_T_Faust - Twitch WHOOPS IM LATE AHAHA

uHHHHHHHHHH I'm LATE and we're DOING A WORK STREAMMMMMM

I am making this post in the middle of stream because I forgot to earlier :o)

I asked if chat had anything to say to all of you on bluesky, but they did not. how rude of them. smh my head.

Come Hang :o)

www.twitch.tv/goofus_t_faust

Miracle: Local Clown manages to completely dodge consequences of subjecting his brain to The Horrors directly before bed

This just in: Local clown goes to bed directly after playing esteemed horror visual novel Scarlet Hollow.

Witnesses report that the clown does this expecting there to be absolutely 0 consequences.

Stay tuned for a live interview with the clown... as soon as he wakes up from his sleep.

Goofus_T_Faust - Twitch This game tastes like Blue

This game tastes like Blue
Blue is my 2nd favorite color-based flavor
(my favorite is red)
Live right now with Blue Prince :o)
www.twitch.tv/goofus_t_faust

MY CLOWN ASS MAKES SCHEDULES AND THEN FORGETS TO POST THEM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

OH RIGHT IM A STREAMER

Going live with Schedule Prep & then whatever random bullshit I decide on for afterward lmao

waiiiit guys i remembered that i can literally just make music

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN ITS MARCH

Hm. Forgot to say that today's Metal Garden stream was cancelled... whoops 😔
We still on for next fest demos tomorrow tho 👀

Goofus_T_Faust - Twitch 🤡🎉 Honka Honka, I'm just a Severed Clown Head who is definitely not EVIL or anything like that, I swear! I'm just here to play some viddy games, make a few jokes, and have a good time! No World Domina...

AY YO
I'M ON SCHEDULE FOR ONCE
WE LIVE WITH BLUE PRINCE

I've forgotten damn near everything from the first stream of this game, so this is gonna be. an experience :o)

COME HANG OUT OR SOMETHING
www.twitch.tv/goofus_t_faust

Weekly Schedule for February 23rd to March 1st. Monday: Offline. Tuesday: Blue Prince at 7pm PST, 10pm EST, 2AM GMT. Wednesday: Metal Garden at 7pm PST, 10pm EST, 2AM GMT. Thursday: Steam Next Fest Demos at 7pm PST, 10pm EST, 2AM GMT. Friday: Neon Divide at 6pm PST, 9pm EST, 1AM GMT. Saturday: Offline. Sunday: Resident Evil 5 with Thavas at 7pm PST, 10pm EST, 2AM GMT.

Literally made this and then almost forgot to post it lmao

WE ACTUALLY HAVE A SCHEDULE FOR THIS WEEK WOW

I'll second that vouch for the full Veadotube, been usin it for a while & loving it. I personally feel that the node programming was fun to learn & mess with, and I've been able to get a good amount of expression out of only a base image & a talk sprite lmao. Lotta potential in that program :o)

Am.
Am I losing it?
I could have SWORN that I made a post about my intention to stream today at 6pm pacific/9pm eastern...
Well.
Its a good thing I didnt.
Cuz I'ma cancel anyway lmao
Gonna spend tonight putting together a schedule for the rest of the week
See yall tomorrow for.
Uh.
Something!
:o]

Please somebody grab the frying pan and do this shit to me so I can finally get some sleep i'm desperate

Went to bed a bit early
I've now been lying here awake for about 3 hours 😔

Who wants to break into my house with a frying pan and knock me out cold like a cartoon character?

I'm just a little delivery bot... I just wanna make my deliveries 🥺

Neon Divide was Super Fun, as always. Lookin' forward to next week :o)

I REMEMBERED THIS TIME WOOO

Goofus_T_Faust - Twitch 🤡🎉 Honka Honka, I'm just a Severed Clown Head who is definitely not EVIL or anything like that, I swear! I'm just here to play some viddy games, make a few jokes, and have a good time! No World Domina...

NEON DIVIDE EPISODE 12
SCP PERSPECTIVE
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Goin live RIGHT NOW
www.twitch.tv/goofus_t_faust

Wednesday is the last day I'ma be takin care of this dog
Which means that regular streams return thursday night

I'll see about posting a schedule of some sort by the end of either tonight or tomorrow 👀

Happy Valentines
Give me chocolate
This is a threat
🗡🤡

🙏 🙏 🙏

FANTASTIC session of Neon Divide. So much fun.
I LOVE getting shot and killed as a consequence of my own actions
I ALSO LOVE being the shitty annoying streamer by the name of Goobus G. Faustus :o)

I don't think HatKid is here on Bluesky, but I appreciate the raid :o)

Yall have a good night :o)

Goofus_T_Faust - Twitch 🤡🎉 Honka Honka, I'm just a Severed Clown Head who is definitely not EVIL or anything like that, I swear! I'm just here to play some viddy games, make a few jokes, and have a good time! No World Domina...

NEON DIVIDE RP IS LIVE
EPISODE 11
SCP PERSPECTIVE WOOOOOOOOOO
COME HANG
WITNESS ME
WOOOOOOOOOO
*explosion explosion explosion explosion*
*smoke clears and I am dead on the floor*
www.twitch.tv/goofus_t_faust

Sent Konami support my love letter to Snake asking them to forward it to him (and to see if he's available on Valentine's Day...), and they sent the sweetest response back 😭💞

A motion-blurred photo of a dog pulling on a red tug-of-war toy, from the perspective of the person pulling the toy from the other side

A motion-blurred photo of a dog pulling on a red tug-of-war toy, from the perspective to the left of the person pulling the other side

A motion-blurred photo of a dog pulling on a red tug-of-war toy. The photo is close to the dog's face.

HOWDY HOWDY
Dogsitting has been... tiring lmao
BUT
we're still on for Neon Divide tomorrow night :o]
Regular streams should also return come next week [o:

Here's some pictures of the lad

Motion Blur is my favorite genre of dog picture 🤡

No schedule this week
Am dogsitting a very... energetic dog
Can't guarantee anything besides ND on friday lol
We'll see if I find the time one of these days lmao

Forgot to mention here that RE5 with my boy thavas was being moved to sundays

Whoops

In addition, I'm gonna be dogsitting for the next week and a half or so, so streams during that time are liable to be canceled, delayed, or just. Not scheduled at all lmao

I FORGOT TO MAKE THE POST ABOUT NEON DIVIDE STARTING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I literally had it all typed out & just forgot to send it out when I started 😔 lmao

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