Anyone else suddenly getting smashed with pro Dubai videos on all social media platforms?
08.03.2026 22:34
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Anyone else suddenly getting smashed with pro Dubai videos on all social media platforms?
Lols what a fuckwit
I'm gonna laugh a lot if suddenly he's off sick tomorrow
Tell me you don't want a second term, without telling me you don't want a second term...
PSA. If you know people with kids, and you see something in your house or something at a shop and think "aww little Bertram would love that". Don't. Just fucking don't. I'm doing my annual clean of my shed and so much shit we didn't ask for or want is hitting the bin. The kids don't use it.
Shoutout to Mark Mitchell for telling the press to stop asking how many people are likely to be dead in the Mount Maunganui land slip tragedy. He shouldn't have had to point out that the families are present, and an active rescue/recovery operation is happening as they speak, so now isn't the time.
The flood waters are doing the exact same thing they did last time. Looking forward to a bunch of dumb cunts talking about how climate change is a hoax and these things just happen sometimes.
2 years ago the flood waters at my in laws place were the worst they'd seen in their 35 years of living here. It was the first time they'd had to evacuate their chickens to higher ground, which thankfully we did as the chook house was fully submerged. We've just had to relocate the chooks again.
Very tempted to be the asshole and put a message in the class group chat saying "If you can't be bothered putting any effort into the secret santa, maybe just excuse yourself and your child from it completely". Because he's devestated that no thought was put into his gift. 3/3.
In some thought and effort to find something he knew she would like within budget. Big win for him. The kid who was his secret santa gave him a set of play dough designed for toddlers and in a very specific "girl" theme. The parents didn't even read the name of the kid it was for apparently. 2/n
7yo son had a harsh lesson today about people who just phone shit in. His class did a low budget secret santa, sub $10 presents per kid. I don't fully love it because even $10 can be hard for some families, but that's not the point here. The kid my son had got a present she loved because he put 1/n
Holy fuck, there is nothing like a tragedy to bring out the absolute cooked takes on LinkedIn from people who don't mind being racist as fuck with their real name and employer displayed front and center.
Another day in racist as fuck small town NZ Facebook pages.
Absolutely cooked. I reported the same ad 5 times last night
Facebook can seriously get fucked. Ive reported this horrendous AI slop financial scam ad so many times and every time the feedback from them is "we don't see anything wrong here".
Weird how record unemployment and a massive cost of living crisis means the tax take is low...
Have just gone and fucked off a bunch of SME business owners, and this further perptuates the myth that all business owners are absolutely rolling in it and can afford to pay more and just don't want to. It's like they really want to only be a 1 term govt (good!). Clown show shit.
in their take home package. So all this genius pledge is going to do is make businesses up their prices to cover increased costs. People who can't afford a lower take home will likely opt out of KS completely, and they arguably need a solid KS the most. The nats who claim to be the party of business
The balls it must take to get up and say "kiwisaver is really important" after continually reducing the govt contribution to it is wild. Businesses are already stretched and most wouldn't be able to just suddenly up their KS contribution. Employees are also stretched and most can't afford less 1/3
Remind me again why so many people think these cunts are "the party of small business"
So Nationals plan to fix the cost of living is by forcing employees to contribute more of their pay to KS, and employers to give more to KS despite the fact both parties probably can't afford that at the moment and all this will do is raise the cost of living as businesses adjust prices. . .
People love to slag off Jetstar, but I'm still waiting to board a Qantas flight that should've left 30 minutes ago and it occurred to me I don't think I've ever left on time with Qantas, but I've had maybe 1 delayed flight with Jetstar.
When did every restaurant/cafe decide they have to have a "special sauce" and why is it always actually just Sriracha mayo? And why can no one listen to my request "please don't put any special sauce/Sriracha on my burger". It's actually not hard to NOT put something on a burger.
Call me old fashioned but I don't think the place we should try to save money is with the folks who put out literal fires and save lives daily.
Mine has successfully negotiated a late supper by bleating as loud as she can and jumping on the bed until a sprinkle of biscuits appears in her bowl. Points for persistence (pursistence?) It works.
Yeah some of the kids my boys go to school with just play non stop fortnite and roblox and it blows my mind. Needa get this kids hooked on some 8-bit emulations
Nice! It'll be interesting to see what kind of traction we got up here.
Going against all my introverted instincts and setting up the club I know my oldest son needs to make some mates, and if I'm being honest I could use these kinda mates in my life too.
It is fucking wild to me that all my 7 year olds friends all have a Nintendo Switch and in most cases a PS4 or PS5. You might think he's talking bs to try and get the same from me, but I've met these kids and often seen the consoles during drop offs.