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I hope so!!!

#garlicsoup nation we need this

Photo of Muppet Oluwande wearing a necklace of garlics (knitted plushie ones with eyes)

Oluwande is testing out the garlics to make sure they'll protect the lovely buyers from cursed suits/idiot captains. They work like a charm!

#fandommarket

Photo of a human dummy figure dressed in Stede Bonnet's S1E10 fuckery outfit laying on a table in a storage area filled with props and boxes. Its legs look like the saddest overcooked noodles.

You ever have a long-ass work week and just immediately turn into Stunt Dummy Stede as soon as you get home

Because Ed is a cat and it is criminal not to say "oooh big stretch" when you see a cat do a big stretch!

A blue watery background with DoublePod, Because it wouldn’t be the same with one in pink bubble letters at the top. Text reads: An event for podficcers and budding podficcers to record the same fic as a partner, because we want more cake! All you need is something to record on (could be a laptop with a mic, or your phone) and a bit of spare time. Tech support is available if you need it.

Sign ups for DoublePod open tomorrow!
Here’s a thread of what you need to know.

You can sign up even if you've never made a podfic before, we can help you if you need it!

I'm so excited to see your art and the story it inspires!!!

I was so excited to see it!!! 🎉❄️

Happy birthday!!! 🥳🎈🎉

Happy Friday! I woke up thinking about them this morning 💙🩵
#OFMDfanart #littleOFMD

Everyone read the alt text immediately 😂

Timezone bump 😘

a digital drawing of stede as a priest. oh no he’s hot

i- okay, listen- *knocks over a cup and runs*

Thank you everyone who’s jumped in for a bit of horny chaos already 😍

It’s not gay to get a blowjob from your brand new neighbour, right?? It’s the adultery that mostly counts 🫢

🫂🫂🫂

A graphic with a blue watery background. At the top in pink bubble writing with a black border: DoublePod. Because it wouldn't be the same with one. "In the OFMD fandom we tend to stick to the one and done rule. One fic, one podfic. But every podfic performer performs podfics differently! So our question is why? And what if it weren't like that?" ~ Stede Bonnet, probably

A graphic with a blue watery background. At the top in pink bubble writing with a black border: DoublePod. Because it wouldn't be the same with one. "Two podfics! That's overkill. A microphone with a pop filter surrounded by bits of foam. You're a fucking lunatic, and I like it." ~ definitely Edward Teach

We love MORE CAKE so we're bringing you DoublePod - Because it wouldn't be the same with one.

For all podficcers and budding podficcers, you'll just need something to record yourself with.

More info and sign ups coming very soon!

The logo for the Never Left Podcast, which is a kraken tentacle wrapped around a light house with the boys inn at the base of the light house. the text says Coming soon Ra Vincent 4/14/26 "They also kind of, through their perfomance together, they informed the next part of the episodes"

I can't believe I'm almost at 100 episodes!! And believe me, the 100th episode is gonna be AMAZING!!

A digital drawing of Stede from Our Flag Means Death. He is pictured from the waist up, standing by the rigging of his ship, grasping a rope in his right hand. His expression is pensive, and he gazes into the distance. His puffy white shirt is sliced open in the front, so we can see his chest, with one nipple peeking out.

Oh nooooo, somebody sliced up his shirt #ofmdfanart

Moonlit Mermen Tails Embroidery Auction item 'Moonlit Mermen Tails Embroidery' hosted online at 32auctions.

My little #fandommarket offering! I did my best to make friends with a variety of metallic threads so Stede and Ed's mermen tails could sparkle in the (needle felted) moonlight. 💙🌕 🧜‍♂️ www.32auctions.com/organization...

The idea that Stede even had other friends had barely occurred to Ed, now that he thought about it— besides Mary, of course— but he was fascinated by the idea of them. "Hustle contests?" he asked with a laugh, noticing that yeah, actually, he could hear the disco pumping from inside, now that he was paying attention enough to separate it from all the other city sounds. He nodded his thanks as Stede offered him a light, gentleman that he was. "You ever partake?" "Once," Stede admitted, looking a little bashful. "I was quite drunk, so I don't think I did half as well as I thought I was doing. Mary wouldn't let me live it down for weeks." "I'd love to see a repeat tonight," Ed said, only half-joking. "You like to dance, then?" Stede shrugged as he exhaled a plume of smoke towards the streetlight above them, shuffling forward with the line. "Once in a while," he replied. "I can't say I'm especially good at it, but if I'm in good company, it's nice to let loose. You'll dance with me tonight, I hope?" He'd been thinking about it for fucking hours already, but Stede didn't necessarily need to know that. "Sure, man, yeah, if you want," he responded, smooth as silk (or maybe asphalt).

it's wip wednesday somewhere. (from oh my days or whatever i wind up calling it later.)

#TakeTwoTuesday - even though it's still a WIP - I think some of my best angst writing is in Find Me Here, in which Ed discovers a familiar face living in secrecy in his apartment building, just one floor up. Covers some heavy topics so mind the tags & notes: archiveofourown.org/works/467217...

Gentlebeard cowl Auction item 'Gentlebeard cowl' hosted online at 32auctions.

listen i just think it’s neat that a year ago i was looking at all the craft fair stuff like “damn knitting is so cool, you can just make stuff from scratch, i want to learn” and this year i got to donate a thing i knitted??? the joy of making is contagious 💛💛💛

OH MY YOU WEREN'T KIDDING (lovely chapter 💖)

Haha yessss E-rated fun with just-friends is a great flavor!

A gold frame floating on a cloudy sky. A red ribbon weaves in and out of the frame. Words float in the middle of the frame: Forever is a feeling, an OFMD AU

Forever is a Feeling rose_quartz_kitten, the_widow_olivia Chapter 2: Agent of chaos, angel of death (Ed) Summary: They haven’t talked about it. And that’s fine, cause if you’re good enough friends, there’s stuff you just don’t need to talk about. Besides, Ed’s made sense of it all on his own. Stede got a little anxious—and who wouldn’t?—and he just sort of poured all that anxiety into Ed. Via his lips. Happens to a lot of straight guys. Probably. Ed has planned the ultimate bachelor party weekend for his best friend Stede. Nothing could derail his perfect plan, right?

Wanna take a break from refreshing your craft fair tabs? I have some brand new E-rated (definitely-just-friends) Gentlebeard over here!

Ch 2. of Forever is a Feeling, with art from @aliassamm.bsky.social! #OFMDFanfiction #OFMD

It was so lovely to meet you!

I think it was my favorite fandom event I've been to! 💖

So good to see you too!!!

The best!

I don't know why but my brain went to Ed and Stede being tiny and stuck in a cake.