11.03.2026 04:58
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The lead got down to two in the last minute, but they pulled off the upset (although we've beaten them twice before).
I swear that I've never rooted for a team that got as many double digit leads and then immediately gave them up as this year's NMSU men
I should be happy, but it feels like the Aggies have been up at halftime in 90% of their games even though their record is only .500
Having some of the most thoroughly redacted thoughts of my life.
It's beautiful
Well, at least I got to see the last two minutes of Tatum's first game back!
15 minutes...
YOU FOOLS. NOW KRISTI NOEM HAS MORE TIME TO SPEND KILLING PUPPIES
I'm worried when Kristi Noem finds out she's been fired she's going to become America's first obedience school shooter.
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i just bought some cardamom at the store. they didn’t ask to see my driver's license since i’m a father
Damn
We're out of tech ideas so let's just add Asshole Mode to all products.
The Walkman that spits at you. The microwave that slaps you in the back of your head when you turn around. The soap that steals your identity and sells it on the dark web
The President told me he keeps losing ships escorting oil in the strait so I asked how many ships he has in the strait and he said everytime one sinks he sends in another one afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding ships to Iran and then his Admiral started crying.
Oh yeah. Fuck Kevin Porter Jr
Can it just happen already? I'm tired of waiting
these people should all hang
Killing him and also opposition leaders leads me to think they just typed into their ai "Iranian leaders where to kill?" and then used that list without a second thought.
They're lazy and stupid
Israel, immediately after vaporizing a bunch of little girls:
Thunder fans keep changing "No AC," but it still hasn't been fixed.
Rough
Ana Kasparian has been a fucking idiot for a long time
Loving the new Windows update that completely changed the start menu and makes opening file explorer lag for an entire minute
It's a concentration camp for kids. That's what we have now.
finding out one of your least favorite NBA players of all time didn't even have his own bit is an invigorating hit of hateration
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Do yourself a favor: Get a good pair of wired headphones and play "Easy Lover" by Philip Bailey and Phil Collins as loud as they can go
The perfect weekend: NMSU beats UTEP and the Celtics beat the Lakers
In my experience, guys named Jesus usually go by Chuy