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Darwin.
But backwards.
As it turns out.
No.
Actually.
Yes.
YESSS!
Ignore that.
It's a Flash Gordon reference.
So apparently, 'you're like a scab, I can't stop picking' isn't romantic.
But fair.
Cunt.
Define 'shag'
Spoiler.
They all live happily ever after.
On a farm.
But we can't visit.
Someone's been at the Crème de menthe again.
Again.
Same.
Your Bretwalda reviews.
Young Sherlock by Guy Ritchie.
My great, granddaughter could do better, and she hasn't been born yet.
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Yeah, you can fuck off too.
OK.
That's enough with the human interaction shite.
Fuck off now.
Pricks.
Get woth program Daddyo.
It's boxes.
A. There not enough.
B. That is not a typewriter.
C. OOOK?
Elderly?
When the fuck did that happen?
There are worse fates.
Who ya gonna call?
Your daily unsolicited dick pic.
Jimmy Somerville delights fans with an impromptu rendition of Don't Leave Me This Way during a midweek visit to Dunelm's lighting department.
STOP. FUCKING. DOING. THIS!
Towfer.
Was I meant to give a shit?
Who will rid me of this turbulent twat?
