Universe, what did I do to deserve this? Why am I missing like $200 in cash? And have no way to track it or find it? All I know is I haven’t used that much cash recently

How evil it is that I am feeling nauseous on the night of our salmon dinner

Nausea is such a dumb bitch… are you gonna throw up or not ho

Something I don’t like about getting older is seeing how long it takes for my skin to heal now, I’m too clumsy for this

I’m ngl the labubus are driving me crazy I’m so over it the whole blind box trend needs to calm down

It’s nothing super new or shocking, same shit new face, just weird growing up

Being an adult who’s never really around children, it’s a bit of a culture shock finding out what they’re into now

Man I can’t even get my hopes up my expectations are always too high

I hate it here

Oooo I’m getting shut out and it’s making me so angry

Stop using ai for your stupid fucking social media flyers I hate you all so much it’s ugly and you’re lazy and a piece of shit and ruining the environment

Can yall not recognize it? Do you just not care? I don’t fucking get it. It’s ugly!!! It’s so ugly!!! Graphic designers were already having trouble getting and keeping jobs like yall just don’t give a single fuck about artists it’s crazy

Seeing ai art being sold on pillows, tarot cards, literally anything makes me wanna kms. This shit is so insane and should be illegal.

Religion is such a red flag to me bro I don’t want you in my life if you think like that

I would rly like to get some robin eggs before Easter is over

Maaan I didn’t even like this artist yet but now I do and wish I could’ve gone to this concert like 2 years ago 💀 am I crazy

I feel like I have a different identity for all my social media platforms

Just that smelly smell that smells,,, smelly

For someone who’s sensitive to smells I’m really bad at identifying them

I just want quiet bro. I can’t stand people having conversations at the break table 😭 I know it’s a silly thing to expect but god I get 10 fucking minutes of peace and you can’t let me have it. Whore

Life’s too short not to partake in the twerk mountain

I guess I should start using this at some point