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But doctor, I replied, bursting into tears, I ๐˜ข๐˜ฎ universally beloved bluesky personality Microplastics Sommelier Boston area coffee-milk advocate โš“๏ธ | Astro PhD ๐Ÿ”ญ | he/him | Exact Same Politics As You Reskeets = Endorsing me as a person

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of course, youโ€™re a lizard guy ๐Ÿ™„

10.03.2026 13:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

such are the spoils of internet science pseudocelebrity

10.03.2026 03:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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itโ€™s all happening on x, the everything app

10.03.2026 03:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 71 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

this is a great photo

10.03.2026 02:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

interesting!

10.03.2026 02:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i mean, i do think he has the ability to see writing on the wall. remember all through 2020 how he was laying the groundwork to subvert the election? it could be pretext for illegitimatizing the outcome. (good luck with that)

10.03.2026 02:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

did i imagine this?:
did old detective stories have a trope about the main character ordering milk in bars because people with heartburn & ulcers back then were told to drink milk, so it was a way of doing a character detail about how miserable these guys were?

10.03.2026 02:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 20 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

your skeets have been so distant lately, babe, whatโ€™s wrong?

10.03.2026 02:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 13 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

oh so we're supposed to do nuance now?

10.03.2026 01:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 26 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A sky at sunset with an array of oranges, pinks, blues, and greys, over a wet march street

A sky at sunset with an array of oranges, pinks, blues, and greys, over a wet march street

A sky at sunset with an array of oranges, pinks, blues, and greys, over a wet march street

A sky at sunset with an array of oranges, pinks, blues, and greys, over a wet march street

life: [hands you an onslaught of confounding events]

also life: hey bozo, want to check out the most scorchingly glorious sunset of all time? would you ๐˜ญ๐˜ช๐˜ฌ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ต, you sicko?

08.03.2026 23:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 151 ๐Ÿ” 15 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think he looks like he's about to announce that the Bajoran workers have taken control of Ore Processing and have three minutes to surrender before neurozine gas is vented into the compartment.

09.03.2026 20:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 401 ๐Ÿ” 95 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 17 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

๐“…ƒ๐“‰”๐“‡Œ?!

09.03.2026 19:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Screenshot of a drop-down in a web form choice for language spoken. Some of the options are Egyptian (ancient), Elamite, old English (ca. 450-1100)

Screenshot of a drop-down in a web form choice for language spoken. Some of the options are Egyptian (ancient), Elamite, old English (ca. 450-1100)

Well this is a new one. Filling out a form at a doctorโ€™s office and the โ€œwhat language do you speak?โ€ form has an absolutely fantastic list of options. I have no idea where the website dev or whoever sourced this list but damn. Way to look out for the occasional 4,000 year old Elamite revenant.

09.03.2026 17:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 80 ๐Ÿ” 15 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

i accidentally created a rube wahlberg machine instead of a rube goldberg machine and now i have a really elaborate way to punch the vietnamese

09.03.2026 16:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 50 ๐Ÿ” 7 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

this is an incredible statement from a white guy who grew up in africa

09.03.2026 15:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Lars and the Real Girl poster

Lars and the Real Girl poster

i mean,

09.03.2026 15:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What a time to be aware of facts and information

08.03.2026 04:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 253 ๐Ÿ” 59 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

wherever they are now, i just hope they're proud of me

14.11.2023 03:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 30 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
09.03.2026 02:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 125 ๐Ÿ” 14 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
09.03.2026 02:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 122 ๐Ÿ” 18 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

lol i went to a place just like that over here last weekend. there were fancy beer taps, fusion cuisine, handcrafted soda, and also a big wide open area where girls were playing with a woman dressed as elsa from frozen

09.03.2026 02:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A baby deer in an empty train terminal, looking confused yet cute

A baby deer in an empty train terminal, looking confused yet cute

This is how I feel after we โ€œspring forwardโ€

09.03.2026 02:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 103 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‘‰

09.03.2026 02:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

don't worry, they repealed all those EV credits, so it'll still be really expensive ๐Ÿ‘

09.03.2026 01:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

as long as your posting fibers don't necrotize too we can get through this

09.03.2026 01:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 12 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A podcaster is saying "There's this beautiful quote from Dan Savage that I think about all the time. He said "During the darkest days of the AIDS crisis, we buried our friends in the morning, we protested in the afternoon, and we danced all night, and it as the dance that kept us in the fight, because it was the dance we were fighting for."

A podcaster is saying "There's this beautiful quote from Dan Savage that I think about all the time. He said "During the darkest days of the AIDS crisis, we buried our friends in the morning, we protested in the afternoon, and we danced all night, and it as the dance that kept us in the fight, because it was the dance we were fighting for."

The podcaster continues "I think a lot of us are missing the dance right now. A lot of us are stuck in the grief, both because we don't have a society that really makes space for grief, and because the dance really can't exist online. Be we need the dance."

The podcaster continues "I think a lot of us are missing the dance right now. A lot of us are stuck in the grief, both because we don't have a society that really makes space for grief, and because the dance really can't exist online. Be we need the dance."

The podcaster continues- "It's not wrong to give yourself a break. It's not wrong to reset your brain. It's not wrong to find joy. It's imperative." It is part of the work to heal the world."

The podcaster continues- "It's not wrong to give yourself a break. It's not wrong to reset your brain. It's not wrong to find joy. It's imperative." It is part of the work to heal the world."

At night we dance ๐Ÿฅบ

09.03.2026 00:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 66 ๐Ÿ” 22 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

if there are two things i know about the irish, they
1) hate to talk politics
2) would never razz or confront a conceited person

09.03.2026 01:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A sky at sunset with an array of oranges, pinks, blues, and greys, over a wet march street

A sky at sunset with an array of oranges, pinks, blues, and greys, over a wet march street

A sky at sunset with an array of oranges, pinks, blues, and greys, over a wet march street

A sky at sunset with an array of oranges, pinks, blues, and greys, over a wet march street

life: [hands you an onslaught of confounding events]

also life: hey bozo, want to check out the most scorchingly glorious sunset of all time? would you ๐˜ญ๐˜ช๐˜ฌ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ต, you sicko?

08.03.2026 23:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 151 ๐Ÿ” 15 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

???

08.03.2026 22:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 16 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
08.03.2026 19:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 23 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0