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Matt E

@mattworthe

Dad, divorce lawyer, nerd

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Short term experience is hell.

09.03.2026 16:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He should wear a suit when he talks to the President, right?

28.02.2026 17:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I thought that quote was from Terminator 2.

03.02.2026 10:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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16.01.2026 12:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 463 ๐Ÿ” 143 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 27 ๐Ÿ“Œ 14

Guys, don't laugh. The Trump family probably owned very little DJT stock when it crashed. The profiteering was almost certainly made in the initial offering, not in holding DJT stock, which obviously had no value from the get-go.

20.11.2025 15:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Does anyone have any data on the point at which gerrymandering would backfire on Republicans?

19.11.2025 21:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Daylight savings time is great. Fight me.

03.11.2025 13:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I will never understand why men ever engage those law firms. If you walk into court and your lawyer is from a law firm that advertises as representing men only, you might as well just tell the court explicitly that you are an asshole.

06.10.2025 12:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I hope someone blasted Darude while it was happening.

28.08.2025 09:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Passive voice, baby!

17.08.2025 17:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Amazing what they'll do just to avoid confronting the fact that Trump fucked up his early response to covid.

06.08.2025 15:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Those abstaining voters in Michigan really made their point, didn't they.

22.07.2025 20:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dude has "Respondent" written all over him for sure.

27.06.2025 16:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Am not taking" means he was not, at the moment he typed it, swallowing the pills. (Or however you take the thing.)

01.06.2025 23:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is art.

04.04.2025 00:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They're preparing the next coup. They're firing everyone in any part of the government that has guns who isn't MAGA.

03.04.2025 21:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's time to bring back the attacks on them as weird. Cutting the FDA so that snake oil salesmen can sell unproven drugs and put poison in our foods with impunity is fucking weird. Right?

01.04.2025 21:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Re law firms like Paul Weiss rolling over: how do clients with government contracts trust law firms like this again? Is advertising willingness to roll over for the government in response to some mean tweets really going to inspire confidence that the firm will stick up for any particular client?

29.03.2025 15:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Good on you guys for saying so. Well done.

27.03.2025 16:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gee whiz, I wonder who the new owner will be.

27.03.2025 11:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So many white people don't want to be *wealthier*, they jist want to be *wealthier than black people,* even if it means being poorer than the alternative.

11.03.2025 17:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0