Adam Salter 🌟🌟

I bet ‘Carl Spurs Fan’ was Goldstein on the wind up again.

*If nothing changes.

There is every possibility that Spurs could lose their last 10 games of the season.

Sports Bar is good value only because Spurs are tanking and we’re all laughing at Jamie O’Hara’s descent into madness. Once Spurs are relegated, interest will likely wane.

Micky van de Ven? More like Slippy Can’t Defend…

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Full Time: Atletico Madrid 5-2 Spurs

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What about at the Allianz?

This could have been 4-3…

Oh for Pete’s sake…

Tim Sherwood must be staring at his phone right now, waiting for that call…

There’s only one true Champions of Europe…

This is up there with Newcastle (A) 2016 as the funniest 5-1 Spurs defeat. And it could still get funnier.

A normal team in this crisis would shut up shop and try to keep the score down. I reckon Spurs will try and chase this. Should be more goals for Atletico if so.

Excellent! We’re back on track. 5-1!

Atletico better not concede another goal to Spurs. Don’t you dare give them anything for the second leg.

Champions + Tudor’s Ship = Championship

That’s a red card challenge. VAR have bottled that.

Spurs have been garbage, but it would not surprise me in the slightest if they made it 4-2 and started clawing this back.

‘And we can go live now to the Sports Bar with Jamie O’Hara…’

Need a new show now. Mock The Spurs.

4-0? Could we get double figures?

It’s more a Swiss Cheese Submarine now…

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WHAT!!!

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Oh my word…

Spurs can’t get any funnier this season…

They can!

Spurs have done the equivalent of 2009-era Arsenal dropping Almunia because he was out of form and sticking a young Fabianski in goal instead. Asking for trouble.

Amber Barrett says Ireland need to find their 'killer instinct' - The Halfway Line Amber Barrett says that Ireland need to find their 'killer instinct' and get a 'little bit of luck' to turn great performances into points.

𝐀𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐭 𝐬𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐈𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 ‘𝐤𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐭’

🗣️ The Strasbourg striker hailing from County Donegal was speaking after a narrow defeat in the Netherlands last night.

#COYGIG
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Lionesses Player Ratings as Bronze shines in victory over Iceland - The Halfway Line The Lionesses produced a dominant performance to beat Iceland 2-0 in front of a sold-out City Ground on Saturday.

𝐋𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐬 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐞𝐫 𝐑𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐚𝐬 𝐁𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐳𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐯𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐈𝐜𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝

FT: England 2-0 Iceland

Lucy Bronze got a goal and an assist against Iceland as England stay perfect in League A.

#Lionesses
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Carla Ward says 'we have to keep building' after 'sickening' defeat - The Halfway Line Carla Ward issued a rallying cry after Ireland's 2-1 loss to Netherlands, stating Ireland 'have to keep building' despite 'sickening' defeat.

𝐂𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐚 𝐖𝐚𝐫𝐝 𝐬𝐚𝐲𝐬 ‘𝐰𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐤𝐞𝐞𝐩 𝐛𝐮𝐢𝐥𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠’ 𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 ‘𝐬𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠’ 𝐃𝐮𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐝𝐞𝐟𝐞𝐚𝐭

🗣️Ward was speaking after her Ireland side fell to a valiant, if fruitless 2-1 defeat to Netherlands.

#COYGIG
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Netherlands Player Ratings as Dutch down Ireland in Utrecht - The Halfway Line Netherlands prevailed over Ireland in Utrecht on Saturday night thanks to a double from Lineth Beerensteyn.

𝐍𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐞𝐫 𝐑𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐚𝐬 𝐃𝐮𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐈𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐔𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐡𝐭

FT: Netherlands 2-1 Ireland

#NothingLikeOranje
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