I bet โCarl Spurs Fanโ was Goldstein on the wind up again.
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I bet โCarl Spurs Fanโ was Goldstein on the wind up again.
*If nothing changes.
There is every possibility that Spurs could lose their last 10 games of the season.
Sports Bar is good value only because Spurs are tanking and weโre all laughing at Jamie OโHaraโs descent into madness. Once Spurs are relegated, interest will likely wane.
Micky van de Ven? More like Slippy Canโt Defendโฆ
Full Time: Atletico Madrid 5-2 Spurs
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What about at the Allianz?
This could have been 4-3โฆ
Oh for Peteโs sakeโฆ
Tim Sherwood must be staring at his phone right now, waiting for that callโฆ
Thereโs only one true Champions of Europeโฆ
This is up there with Newcastle (A) 2016 as the funniest 5-1 Spurs defeat. And it could still get funnier.
A normal team in this crisis would shut up shop and try to keep the score down. I reckon Spurs will try and chase this. Should be more goals for Atletico if so.
Excellent! Weโre back on track. 5-1!
Atletico better not concede another goal to Spurs. Donโt you dare give them anything for the second leg.
Champions + Tudorโs Ship = Championship
Thatโs a red card challenge. VAR have bottled that.
Spurs have been garbage, but it would not surprise me in the slightest if they made it 4-2 and started clawing this back.
โAnd we can go live now to the Sports Bar with Jamie OโHaraโฆโ
Need a new show now. Mock The Spurs.
4-0? Could we get double figures?
Itโs more a Swiss Cheese Submarine nowโฆ
Spurs canโt get any funnier this seasonโฆ
They can!
Spurs have done the equivalent of 2009-era Arsenal dropping Almunia because he was out of form and sticking a young Fabianski in goal instead. Asking for trouble.
๐๐ฆ๐๐๐ซ ๐๐๐ซ๐ซ๐๐ญ๐ญ ๐ฌ๐๐ฒ๐ฌ ๐๐ซ๐๐ฅ๐๐ง๐ ๐ง๐๐๐ ๐ญ๐จ ๐๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ญ๐ก๐๐ข๐ซ โ๐ค๐ข๐ฅ๐ฅ๐๐ซ ๐ข๐ง๐ฌ๐ญ๐ข๐ง๐๐ญโ
๐ฃ๏ธ The Strasbourg striker hailing from County Donegal was speaking after a narrow defeat in the Netherlands last night.
#COYGIG
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๐๐ข๐จ๐ง๐๐ฌ๐ฌ๐๐ฌ ๐๐ฅ๐๐ฒ๐๐ซ ๐๐๐ญ๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ฌ ๐๐ฌ ๐๐ซ๐จ๐ง๐ณ๐ ๐ฌ๐ก๐ข๐ง๐๐ฌ ๐ข๐ง ๐ฏ๐ข๐๐ญ๐จ๐ซ๐ฒ ๐จ๐ฏ๐๐ซ ๐๐๐๐ฅ๐๐ง๐
FT: England 2-0 Iceland
Lucy Bronze got a goal and an assist against Iceland as England stay perfect in League A.
#Lionesses
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๐๐๐ซ๐ฅ๐ ๐๐๐ซ๐ ๐ฌ๐๐ฒ๐ฌ โ๐ฐ๐ ๐ก๐๐ฏ๐ ๐ญ๐จ ๐ค๐๐๐ฉ ๐๐ฎ๐ข๐ฅ๐๐ข๐ง๐ โ ๐๐๐ญ๐๐ซ โ๐ฌ๐ข๐๐ค๐๐ง๐ข๐ง๐ โ ๐๐ฎ๐ญ๐๐ก ๐๐๐๐๐๐ญ
๐ฃ๏ธWard was speaking after her Ireland side fell to a valiant, if fruitless 2-1 defeat to Netherlands.
#COYGIG
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๐๐๐ญ๐ก๐๐ซ๐ฅ๐๐ง๐๐ฌ ๐๐ฅ๐๐ฒ๐๐ซ ๐๐๐ญ๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ฌ ๐๐ฌ ๐๐ฎ๐ญ๐๐ก ๐๐จ๐ฐ๐ง ๐๐ซ๐๐ฅ๐๐ง๐ ๐ข๐ง ๐๐ญ๐ซ๐๐๐ก๐ญ
FT: Netherlands 2-1 Ireland
#NothingLikeOranje
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