“Alexa, play ‘Oops, I Did It Again’ by Britney Spears” 🙃
“Alexa, play ‘Oops, I Did It Again’ by Britney Spears” 🙃
Being a pet parent is like 80% cute, cuddly, and fun; and 20% absolutely not.
No one ever warned me that I would be rejected from so many opportunities for being “overqualified.”
I wonder how many hundreds of times a day I actually tell my #cat I love him.
Sporks are so underrated. They should be included in cutlery sets.
over: it all, big time
Does anyone want to join me on spiraling all the way out, or are y’all good?
If my phone is on do not disturb, do I still get my nuclear bomb warning or nah?
me 🤝 another glass jar that I can’t get rid of because I *might* be able to reuse it for something
Sandwiches (of all kinds) are the best.
Pretty sure my #cat would trade me for a tomato if he was given the chance.
It shouldn’t take a sob story, a résumé, or a uniform for #immigrants to be treated like human beings.
Keep paying attention.
Keep voicing your outrage.
Keep showing up peacefully.
Keep choosing the bear.
Keep exposing their lies.
Keep honoring humanity.
Keep fighting the good fight.
Because it’s all we—the world—have right now.
Sometimes you adult too hard all day and end up with mac+cheese for dinner because that’s all you have the energy for.
Mostly a note to self, but obviously take it if you need it too.
I know the world is on fire and everything is bad but don’t forget to water, rotate, and say nice things to your #plants, babe. 🫶🏼
It’s THE best out there. I don’t know why or how but it is superior.
One of my longest (and most cherished) relationships is the one with my nail salon.
Eldest daughters really should be put in charge of everything.
If you’d like to remind @whitehouse.senate.gov that #RhodeIsland wants this shut down too, we’re (impatiently) waiting for his public statement too. 🙃
Anyyytime you feel like you might want to let us know that you’ll be voting NO tomorrow with @reed.senate.gov, we’d love to hear it.
#RhodeIsland and #America is asking for y’all to SHUT IT DOWN. Period.
10000%
@schumer.senate.gov has forgotten today that he serves at the pleasure of the people and he’s doing the OPPOSITE of what his people want him to be—big fail, Chuck. Better big a NO on tomorrow’s vote or you should start drafting that resignation letter—you too, @whitehouse.senate.gov.
FINALLY some decisiveness. Thank you, Senator! Please talk some sense into @schumer.senate.gov so he gets it and SHUT IT ALL DOWN.
The American people deserve so much better than what we’ve been getting.
@whitehouse.senate.gov @amo.house.gov @magaziner.house.gov @democrats.org
Congressman, please ensure our #RhodeIsland Senators understand that the message is to VOTE NO on this CR. There is no reason we should be questioning where they stand on any of this.
@whitehouse.senate.gov @reed.senate.gov @amo.house.gov @democrats.org
Senator, #RhodeIsland is expecting you and @reed.senate.gov to VOTE NO on this CR. Please confirm that’s where you stand, with the people. The government cannot continue to run as it is.
@amo.house.gov @magaziner.house.gov @democrats.org
#RhodeIsland is calling for NO VOTES. Shut it all down, Congressman.
@whitehouse.senate.gov @reed.senate.gov @magaziner.house.gov @democrats.org
My Wednesday has been particularly productive—both when it comes to checking things off my to do list and yapping on the internet.
Happy to finish it with a cold glass of my favorite sauv blanc + cat snugs. Cheers to surviving another day, friends. 🫶🏼
I probably don’t pay her enough, at all.
Today I updated her on all the things I checked off my to do list—including moving the aforementioned spin bike—and my plans for Friday.
My therapist and I have an agreement that even though she may not respond to every one, she welcomes/encourages me word vomiting emails to her about anything, whenever between appointments.