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Matt Beany

@mattsawyer

Generally exasperated DMs only once we know each other a bit please :) Occasional NSFW Slaphead. ASD. Doctor Who. Train Driver. Homoxual. Large.

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Oh they’ll all be at THAT lol

11.03.2026 12:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Could be worse. Could be kippers.

11.03.2026 12:11 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a black and white cartoon of a man holding a sign that says ' sickos ' . ALT: a black and white cartoon of a man holding a sign that says ' sickos ' .
11.03.2026 11:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The Tenth Planet Cybermen were too. Just sayin. β€œNAME?!”

11.03.2026 11:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Great! Will do xx

11.03.2026 11:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What’s your favorite instance of a celebrity blocking you on Twitter?

That bloke from Undercover. Bit Z list I know. He was blocking everyone on the #totp tweetalong who said Gerry Rafferty’s version of Baker Street was far superior.

11.03.2026 11:51 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‰

11.03.2026 11:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Cheers. Yeah. Probably got a new strip out now!

11.03.2026 11:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I was thinking of the one after as that’s when I have my weekend off πŸ™‚

11.03.2026 11:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Thinking end of May to give time to sort and better weather?

11.03.2026 11:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Testing outfits for the Grip thing innit

11.03.2026 11:17 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

Really need to organise a trip to the ABBA thing.

11.03.2026 11:15 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 0

No, I locked it online lol

11.03.2026 11:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It's an option.

11.03.2026 10:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I feared it would be something like that!

11.03.2026 10:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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DREAD having to do anything like this.

11.03.2026 10:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

OMG!

11.03.2026 10:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

JEEZ

11.03.2026 10:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I have locked a bank thing. It's 40 minutes on the phone, or 40 minutes on the phone and post something, or go into a branch, or leave it 28 days.

What involves least human interaction and least time on the phone?

It's also a film title.

11.03.2026 10:49 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

Let my story stand as a warning to fresh-faced undergraduates who say they want to change the world: you find yourself at 54 with spots and liver spots.

11.03.2026 10:42 πŸ‘ 119 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 0

If there was a Spectrum 48K game of Andy Capp, yes!

11.03.2026 10:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Ditto, it's well over 100 people I want to spy on now lol

11.03.2026 10:47 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Scientists may have found a pill for sleep apnea A European clinical trial found that the drug sulthiame significantly reduced breathing interruptions in people with moderate to severe sleep apnea. Patients taking higher doses experienced up to 47% fewer pauses in breathing and improved oxygen levels during sleep. The drug helps stabilize breathing signals in the brain, reducing airway collapse. Scientists say the findings could pave the way for a pill-based alternative to CPAP machines.

Scientists may have found a pill for sleep apnea A European clinical trial found that the drug sulthiame significantly reduced breathing interruptions in people with moderate to severe sleep apnea. Patients taking higher doses experienced up to 47% fewer pauses in breathing and improved oxygen level

11.03.2026 10:25 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

I'm currently using that to set up a list, to remind me who needs to be on it!

11.03.2026 10:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Does everything need a slogan now?

What would yours be?

11.03.2026 10:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

When I beatbox for my cockatiel, he squawks along in exactly the time and inflection as the Lyn Collins/James Brown sample in Rob Base’s β€œIt Takes Two.” This means something.

10.02.2026 13:35 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
MAN STOLE TERRY THOMAS'S Β£2,000 HOLDER – POLICE
THE Β£2,000 cigarette holder belonging to Terry-Thomas, the comedian, was mentioned at Liverpool Magistrates’ Court today when two men were remanded on bail until March 21. James J. Tarbuck (20), comedian, of Queen’s Drive, Liverpool, was accused of stealing a diamond studded cigarette holder, worth Β£2,000, belonging to Thomas Terry Hoare Stephens (Terry Thomas), on February 27, and Alan Williams (28), unemployed salesman, of Stockville Road, Liverpool, was accused of receiving two diamonds, total value Β£40, on March 11. Mr. J. W. Bonner, prosecuting, said Terry-Thomas was appearing in midnight variety performance at the Odeon Cinema, London Road, Liverpool. [subheading] Left in room. At 1.15 a.m. he went on the stage, leaving his cigarette holder in his dressing room. When he returned at 3.20 a.m. it was missing. Williams was seen yesterday by detectives Exley and Hammond in Whitechapel, Liverpool. Told that it was vas believed he had some diamonds, he was said to have replied: "I've only got two." It was alleged that he brought out from his pocket a jewel box containing two diamonds and said: "A man asked me to sell them for him." [subheading] β€˜It was me’ Later the same day, Tarbuck was questioned by the detectives about stolen diamonds. He was alleged to have replied: "You seem to know all about it. It was me who took Terry-Thomas's cigarette holder." The detectives went with Tarbuck to his home, and there, the court was told, found hidden in a rolled-up carpet in the hall, were 40 diamonds and pieces of gold setting.

MAN STOLE TERRY THOMAS'S Β£2,000 HOLDER – POLICE THE Β£2,000 cigarette holder belonging to Terry-Thomas, the comedian, was mentioned at Liverpool Magistrates’ Court today when two men were remanded on bail until March 21. James J. Tarbuck (20), comedian, of Queen’s Drive, Liverpool, was accused of stealing a diamond studded cigarette holder, worth Β£2,000, belonging to Thomas Terry Hoare Stephens (Terry Thomas), on February 27, and Alan Williams (28), unemployed salesman, of Stockville Road, Liverpool, was accused of receiving two diamonds, total value Β£40, on March 11. Mr. J. W. Bonner, prosecuting, said Terry-Thomas was appearing in midnight variety performance at the Odeon Cinema, London Road, Liverpool. [subheading] Left in room. At 1.15 a.m. he went on the stage, leaving his cigarette holder in his dressing room. When he returned at 3.20 a.m. it was missing. Williams was seen yesterday by detectives Exley and Hammond in Whitechapel, Liverpool. Told that it was vas believed he had some diamonds, he was said to have replied: "I've only got two." It was alleged that he brought out from his pocket a jewel box containing two diamonds and said: "A man asked me to sell them for him." [subheading] β€˜It was me’ Later the same day, Tarbuck was questioned by the detectives about stolen diamonds. He was alleged to have replied: "You seem to know all about it. It was me who took Terry-Thomas's cigarette holder." The detectives went with Tarbuck to his home, and there, the court was told, found hidden in a rolled-up carpet in the hall, were 40 diamonds and pieces of gold setting.

In showbiz news today, it’s the 66th anniversary of gap-toothed comedian Jimmy Tarbuck robbing gap-toothed comedian Terry-Thomas backstage at a theatre in Liverpool. He nicked a β€œcustom-made cigarette holder ... decorated with 42 diamonds and a gold spiral band. It was insured for Β£2000” 🧡

11.03.2026 10:16 πŸ‘ 101 πŸ” 50 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 9

Aggghhhh autism brain says a mix of methods is UNTIDY and I have to reconcile it lol

11.03.2026 10:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

They just don't give a toss, do they? EVERYTHING could and should be integrated now 😑

11.03.2026 10:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you dear πŸ˜‰

11.03.2026 10:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0