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This is "Martin Prince scoring off of Bart" levels of embarrassment.

11.03.2026 17:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It's like Cousin Greg and Stephen Miller had a baby

10.03.2026 19:00 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
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Prison guards discussed cover-up of Epstein’s death, inmate tells FBI One officer said: “Dudes, you killed that dude.”

Full story:

www.miamiherald.com/news/local/c...

08.03.2026 14:19 👍 308 🔁 125 💬 8 📌 8

This is an insane thing to willingly offer up in public. To watch the horror this administration has caused and then advocate for more of it? Ghoulish shit.

07.03.2026 13:23 👍 30 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The dumbest chud in the senate gets to lead a brigade of chuds.

Failing upwards, as American as illegal wars.

05.03.2026 18:45 👍 30 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1

Here comes the coward caucus right on time.

05.03.2026 01:41 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

A collection of cowards

05.03.2026 01:34 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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[TW: graphic fracture, sound of breaking bone]

Sen Tim Sheehy (R-Montana) badly breaking the arm of a Marine veteran protesting the war Iran.

04.03.2026 22:05 👍 9308 🔁 4560 💬 1058 📌 1627
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I think about this Tony Benn speech much more than I used to

28.02.2026 16:09 👍 13159 🔁 5325 💬 90 📌 185

this isn't a distraction from epstein class pedophilia it's an expression of the epstein class worldview

28.02.2026 14:34 👍 4210 🔁 1082 💬 41 📌 31

Retire

28.02.2026 16:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Eat a dick, Greg. Nobody wants war.

28.02.2026 16:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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The ICE Contractor Down the Hall A tour through the Midtown intelligence firms and courier services that help keep the agency running.

This article details places that are letting ICE use them to help do their operations.

27.02.2026 18:49 👍 119 🔁 77 💬 1 📌 2

The hot industry of 2026 and beyond is gonna be Guillotines.

27.02.2026 01:24 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Gretzky

25.02.2026 00:58 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Breaking: Jack Frost and the mysterious "Old Man Winter" have been named as co-conspirators in the "Snow Day Massacre." Be advised that the suspects are considered whimsical and extremely cold.

24.02.2026 16:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"Wizard Implores Us to Ignore the Man Behind the Curtain."

19.02.2026 14:08 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He needed one last rib to finish his skeleton xylophone.

11.02.2026 17:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Congresswoman @ramirez.house.gov: " Congress designed DHS [Department of Homeland Security] to violate our rights under the pretense of securing our safety."

" DHS cannot be reformed. It must be dismantled, and something new must take its place"

10.02.2026 20:58 👍 2218 🔁 519 💬 67 📌 41
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Sen Ramirez: "Let me remind you, you will not always be in power. One day, you will be held accountable for your role in this dark day in America."

10.02.2026 17:12 👍 783 🔁 159 💬 9 📌 9
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Rep. Delia Ramirez to DHS officials: "I have as much respect for you as I do for the last white men who put on masks to terrorize communities of color. I have no respect for the inheritors of the Klanhood and the slave patrol. Those activities were criminal and so are yours."

10.02.2026 17:11 👍 53365 🔁 16905 💬 1153 📌 1341

I will not support any funding deal that puts money in the hands of Stephen Miller, Kristi Noem, and this violent agency. Defund and abolish ICE now.

10.02.2026 16:35 👍 31684 🔁 6001 💬 769 📌 464

Kid "My-calendar-is-always-clear" Rock rides to the rescue again.

02.02.2026 18:49 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Firefighters looking to burn any remaining 9/11 goodwill, I see

01.02.2026 02:10 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A spine is growing! Let's keep pushing!

31.01.2026 01:22 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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4 Black journalists have been kidnapped by the federal government

30.01.2026 18:45 👍 15183 🔁 8324 💬 204 📌 332

Uhhhh this file magically disappeared from the dump after being up for a while apparently

30.01.2026 18:33 👍 3996 🔁 1251 💬 100 📌 29

Like him or not, @schumer.senate.gov always finds new and exciting ways to suck shit

28.01.2026 21:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You had days to come up with something, and this is what you settled on? Pathetic.

28.01.2026 21:04 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0