This is "Martin Prince scoring off of Bart" levels of embarrassment.
This is "Martin Prince scoring off of Bart" levels of embarrassment.
It's like Cousin Greg and Stephen Miller had a baby
This is an insane thing to willingly offer up in public. To watch the horror this administration has caused and then advocate for more of it? Ghoulish shit.
The dumbest chud in the senate gets to lead a brigade of chuds.
Failing upwards, as American as illegal wars.
Here comes the coward caucus right on time.
A collection of cowards
[TW: graphic fracture, sound of breaking bone]
Sen Tim Sheehy (R-Montana) badly breaking the arm of a Marine veteran protesting the war Iran.
I think about this Tony Benn speech much more than I used to
this isn't a distraction from epstein class pedophilia it's an expression of the epstein class worldview
Retire
Eat a dick, Greg. Nobody wants war.
This article details places that are letting ICE use them to help do their operations.
The hot industry of 2026 and beyond is gonna be Guillotines.
Gretzky
Breaking: Jack Frost and the mysterious "Old Man Winter" have been named as co-conspirators in the "Snow Day Massacre." Be advised that the suspects are considered whimsical and extremely cold.
"Wizard Implores Us to Ignore the Man Behind the Curtain."
He needed one last rib to finish his skeleton xylophone.
Congresswoman @ramirez.house.gov: " Congress designed DHS [Department of Homeland Security] to violate our rights under the pretense of securing our safety."
" DHS cannot be reformed. It must be dismantled, and something new must take its place"
Sen Ramirez: "Let me remind you, you will not always be in power. One day, you will be held accountable for your role in this dark day in America."
Rep. Delia Ramirez to DHS officials: "I have as much respect for you as I do for the last white men who put on masks to terrorize communities of color. I have no respect for the inheritors of the Klanhood and the slave patrol. Those activities were criminal and so are yours."
I will not support any funding deal that puts money in the hands of Stephen Miller, Kristi Noem, and this violent agency. Defund and abolish ICE now.
Kid "My-calendar-is-always-clear" Rock rides to the rescue again.
Firefighters looking to burn any remaining 9/11 goodwill, I see
A spine is growing! Let's keep pushing!
4 Black journalists have been kidnapped by the federal government
Uhhhh this file magically disappeared from the dump after being up for a while apparently
Like him or not, @schumer.senate.gov always finds new and exciting ways to suck shit
You had days to come up with something, and this is what you settled on? Pathetic.