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was wondering why my mom called to ask if I was depressed and then saw my own Instagram story

23.01.2026 23:53 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

made a straight man watch episode five of Heated Rivalry after midnight last night

01.01.2026 15:18 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

my depressing Instagram caption prompted a check in from my aunt πŸ₯²πŸ˜”πŸ₯²πŸ˜”πŸ₯²πŸ˜”

31.12.2025 19:47 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Brad Stevenson (Family Stone) and Willie Geist are the same kind of attractive

26.12.2025 03:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

whenever someone talks about Riley Keough I’m like β€œJeana’s kid?”

21.12.2025 19:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

TikTok fyp is full of Heated Rivalry/Taylor Swift edits

20.12.2025 15:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I like that outside of the sex scenes Heated Rivalry is a show about texting

13.12.2025 16:25 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

listening to β€œWest End Girl” while strolling the west end of Provincetown :)

07.12.2025 16:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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the series of photos I took while walking home from seeing Eternity last night……

29.11.2025 13:46 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

my mom used to put a wreath on the door and install a spot light for just that. wild if you think about it.

28.11.2025 18:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

suburbs should have like a chic nativity that’s been passed down since 1993

28.11.2025 18:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

if you live in the suburbs I don’t think you should do the blow up holiday decor (unless it’s that one giant pumpkin that Dorinda has [I know she’s not suburbs]), in the city blow up is good because it feels camp to walk past that one house in Clinton hill and see them

28.11.2025 18:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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this being about the Real Housewives of Rhode Island trailer….

17.11.2025 16:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

just scrubbed my baseboards while listening to Lily Allen

02.11.2025 01:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

fyi this year is the 20th anniversary of The Family Stone

12.10.2025 03:45 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œIt’s spooky flu season”

25.09.2025 20:37 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

got tix for JADE :)

25.09.2025 14:10 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

as JADE performed β€œAngel of My Dreams” on TODAY do you think she knew the host was an American president’s daughter

23.09.2025 16:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

see ya in the sky

22.09.2025 18:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

40/60 chance imho. u?

22.09.2025 18:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

thank you!!!!!!

22.09.2025 17:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Does the rapture happen at 12am ET or what time zone does god flip the switch

22.09.2025 17:15 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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nobody said yes πŸ˜”πŸ˜”πŸ˜”πŸ˜”πŸ˜”

11.09.2025 11:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Regular BB is ending pretty early this year - I’m hoping that means they’re giving themselves time to flip the house

07.09.2025 22:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

need a Cynthia Bailey like character who has no idea what show they’re on

07.09.2025 21:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

it being a Winter Olympics year means we’re getting Celebrity Big Brother (U.S.) this winter right

07.09.2025 21:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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my mom also handed me a plate with two different types of cake and a scoop of ice cream during the viewing

11.08.2025 16:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

had never fully seen Notting Hill (knew the iconic speech moment ofc) but my mom and i watched last night. p good.

11.08.2025 16:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

went to my hometown cold stone with my mom and i could tell on her face she was actively holding herself back from telling the workers i used to work there

10.08.2025 01:08 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

omg I got scared because I saw it in theaters and I was like β€œwas that 26 years ago???? was I 12????”

09.08.2025 17:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0