Matt Golden 🏳️‍🌈

Bowser telling Mario “there’s no such thing as straight people, Mario!”

Happy Mar10 day 🥳

This will forever be my favorite Mario meme

Ah yes, it was Vladimir Putin who famously could not tell a lie about something as simple as chopping down his father’s cherry tree, wasn’t it?

“Look, we’re just going to have to deal with higher gas prices in order to blow up innocent schoolchildren, and frankly, I can’t believe we’re even arguing that the average American wouldn’t be fully on board with this frankly win-win scenario.”

you draw up that ad for amtrak?
sure did boss, diarrhea money shot just like you asked

An advertisement from the brand dbrand, formatted as a Reddit promoted post. The top of the image shows the dbrand logo and username, followed by the bold caption: "This is the Ghost Case. You will die before it yellows." Below this, a large white card features high-contrast black text in the upper-left corner that reads: "Donald Trump is in the Epstein files." To the right of this text is a small ghost icon and the phrase "The next-gen clear case." The center of the ad showcases two iPhones in transparent cases. One phone is dark blue with a matching blue MagSafe ring, and the other is vibrant orange with a matching orange MagSafe ring. Both cases have a clear back panel revealing the Apple logo. The dbrand logo is printed in the bottom-right corner of the white card. At the very bottom, a dark navigation bar includes the website "dbrand.com" and a "Shop Now" button.

Omg this ad

Me all this week...

Source/artist: www.instagram.com/p/DVtNzMzEUF...

What’s your sign?

Love that AI, a thing we hate and don’t want, steals everything, ruins everything, shittifies everything. Drinks our water, plagiarizes our art, pisses all over our information fidelity, drives kids to suicide, serves the right-wing, and fucks up our devices and services. Good job, techbros!

Drones over Puget Sound illuminate to say, "10 years of Gravity Falls"

Drones over Puget Sound illuminate to show a gnome throwing up a rainbow.

Drones over Puget Sound illuminate to show the mystery shack from Gravity Falls.

This is why living on the waterfront in Seattle is the tits, random Sunday night drone show! Fans of Gravity Falls might enjoy this.

@hackintimseeley.bsky.social

@JDfromscrubslol Had a dream there was an emoji like 💯 except it was only 60. Some post said "popeyes fries be tasting so good (60)" and I laughed so hard I woke myself up

Thinking about the 60 emoji again

A scene from Bob’s Burger where the girl who wears the pink bunny ears hat says “is there a vegan alternative for egging a fascist?” The boy says “I only found a brick.” Bunny ears girl says “perfect”

He’s like a Lewis Carroll Caterpillar of Shit.

“We never target civilian targets.” And yet somehow since time immemorial it is always civilians who suffer the pain, terror and destruction of our warfare. There’s a point at which incompetence becomes indistinguishable from malice.

I'm so fucking angry that we threw gasoline onto an already burning planet for the sake of having dumb empty ugly plasticky videos of vegetables yelling at each other.

I have watched this approximately 47 times and laughed out loud 47 times

Donald the Dove, Hillary the Hawk

You mean his first word *wasn’t* going to be “Daddy” AND he isn’t going to be voiced by Elizabeth Taylor?!

“Piracy is the most effective form of artistic distribution these days. So be it.”

-Werner Herzog on NPR just now 🔥

It seems possible that Mr. Trump may have misinterpreted the prophecy that he was destined to destroy a great force for evil in the world

I do not care about Chalamet’s off-the-cuff jape. I care deeply about the fact that Docter is making decisions about which stories get told and which ones don’t, and is espousing prejudiced and homophobic attitudes under a shield of capitalism.

“Somehow, blank returned” meme with Jack Van Impe

Want to be clear: I’m not laughing at Israel striking Iran; I’m laughing at the US’s “WHY’D YOU HIT ME WITH THE PHONE, DICK?” Stu response to this pair of killers getting so stab-happy that the US’s spoils are going up in smoke.

“An Israeli official said the U.S. message to Israel was ‘WTF’.”

Bwahahahahahahah

if there being a war in the Middle East is the sign that Jesus is returning uhhh I think He’s running a little behind

US: Good news everyone! We’ve invaded Iran and murdered Ayatollah Khamenei!
World: Oh, lovely. Well, you’ve already caused so much death and destruction, you’re going to at least use it to make appreciable change, right?
US: *sweats profusely* Please welcome to the stage Ayatollah Khamenei!

Normalize asking American tourists where they were on January 6th

"It has been said that many men have found their way through the valley of violence to the palace of wisdom. But if all men must learn wisdom tomorrow from violence today, then who can expect there will be a tomorrow?"

The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde (1968) comin' out hot! 🧪