🌶️Spicy🌶️

This is the absolute truth!!!

Fortunately, my work reality doesn’t hit until Monday lol

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You too, Ben!

Yeah. Me too. *hangs head*

Tying our healthcare to our employers was a brilliant move for the billionaires…

Not so much for the rest of us.

“Swearing is unattractive.” I’m not trying to attract you. Now, fuck off.

Yes, I have a horribly vulgar tongue in my mouth. Sometimes, I also have a very sharp tongue in my mouth. May the universe forbid the time(s) those conditions combine.

Brrr. Just brrr.

Trump says that he can routinely deploy regular military in American cities under the Insurrection Act any time he wants because he wants to.

I’m American and I agree.

Selfie with wine glass

You say Thursday… I say WineNight™️

No kings sign

A painting of a bird beside the text "motherfucker shush"

This is frightening -> "The staff of the Morbidity and Mortality Weekly Report, the journal that reports on health trends and emerging infectious threats, was also laid off. "

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Good morning. I should not be awake but… here we are.

I am deceased

This is not wrong, unfortunately. I have told everyone I know to stop using tracker apps or any electronic calendar for that info. Silence is security.

Legit

🤣

Wow. Another year and another snub by the Nobel Peace Prize Committee of every individual known to be in the Epstein files. Almost starting to seem intentional.

A really fucking high one.