Yoolia

What presents did you guys get me for international women’s day?

Amazing!!!

Humanity runs on spite lmao

A screenshot of the accessibility tab in my Bluesky settings, showing the alt text toggled on "require alt text before posting" Btw alt text is also a fun place to shamelessly editorialize on your post and there ain't no character limit. Go ahead and share the Canterbury Tales here plus throw in a random Fuck or Shitass. It's a delightful pastime

Friends, please use Alt Text whenever you post images. It helps those with sight issues understand your sparkling captions & assists those of us who are hopelessly unhip in getting your references. Just toggle it in the settings for a reminder every time you share a bot mot, THANKYOUSOMUCH

I feel like it would just take one Pokémon looking at Pikachu and asking “why doesn’t he need to live in the ball?” to lead to some fuckin changes in that society

🥲🥲🥲 the writing for this season is too on the nose

I was looking up at some birds and trying to remind myself that there is beauty in the world and then one bird starts kicking the shit out of the other for NO REASON

The only one who could ever reach me /

Was the son of a…

Thanks! I'm behind on the show too 😁 ill get there!

What happened, ive been so out of the loop but getting back into it this year!

Things can be good.

I don't know when or how but I know they can be

Very tempted to buy the uk version just for this cover! Ah well, us version is pre-ordered, thanks for sharing!!

Can't tell if you're doing a bit or not 😅 i can explain how the show sets it up, if you want

Receipt

Why do I have to pretend that I'm going to print something in order to save it as a PDF. Why do I have to engage in a little ruse.

many are saying: woims

Everyone I know on the East Coast today:

The Pigeon Sweater pattern by Michelle Tsai This one is for the bird-lovers, the city-dwellers, the coo kids. Emulate the form and feathers of the world’s most famous bird with the Pigeon Sweater!

I don't know if she's on here, but Michelle Tsai's legendary pigeon sweater pattern was released on Ravelry today! Exciting times for knitters 🧶, bird enthusiasts 🦆, and Jeopardy fans ❕- aka 95% of Bluesky

www.ravelry.com/patterns/lib...

🔭🧪 Are you interested in having a night sky? (Like at all?)

File comments with the FCC telling them to deny permission to Starlink for “a million satellites” and to Reflect Orbital for their giant sunlight mirror in space.

The American Astronomical Society has info on how 👇

A young monkey named Punch walks across a paved zoo path while dragging a large orange stuffed orangutan toy behind him by one arm

I can absolutely see why these photos of little Punch went viral 🥰🥰🥰

At 9:18, 3rd period of the Finland-Switzerland women's ice hockey QF game, the ice crew came to clean the ice during a pause

What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling

boop

It’s time for me to be mad I can’t watch every Olympic sport at once

I may delete this because it’s a bit spicy but it shouldn’t be lost on us that games being turned into TV is essentially harvesting the stories written by those who don’t have union representation or healthcare with WGA by those that do. Our stories are good enough for TV but the writers aren’t?

The Sad Butler Movie Index (If the Butler Movie breaks on the side of emphasizing dignity, it’s sad; if it breaks on the side of emphasizing hauteur, it’s happy.)

the Sad Butler Movie Index is up

open.substack.com/pub/dmlavery...