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I don't think he can get paid on a student visa

11.03.2026 23:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If you bring him back, TE is still a high priority draft pick

11.03.2026 22:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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PBZ cancels Tornado Warning for Allegheny, Washington [PA] Link

11.03.2026 18:06 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I can't imagine it wasn't

11.03.2026 18:12 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think if he were an asshole the money would've been found by now

11.03.2026 18:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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PBZ issues Tornado Warning [tornado: RADAR INDICATED, hail: 0.00 IN] for Allegheny, Washington [PA] till 2:30 PM EDT Link

11.03.2026 17:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yinzers, I just got a tornado warning.

11.03.2026 17:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
William Parker (Pennsylvania) Ballotpedia: The Encyclopedia of American Politics

Will Parker insists on running for seats then never doing anything

ballotpedia.org/William_Park...

11.03.2026 17:48 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œthis just proves MJ would average 50 in today’s NBA!” my friend if you dropped Michael Jordan into the 2026 NBA his career would last exactly one day after he found out about FanDuel

11.03.2026 16:39 πŸ‘ 2850 πŸ” 426 πŸ’¬ 27 πŸ“Œ 15
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***UPDATE*** - As the unofficial liaison of the Pitt Band to BlueSky:

After discussing matters with our Director of Bands, in lieu of sending money to any individual parties for singing, donations can be made to the Pitt Band Championship Fund:

pittsburghpanthers.evenue.net/www/ev_pitt/...

11.03.2026 12:46 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

10.03.2026 21:30 πŸ‘ 24185 πŸ” 6520 πŸ’¬ 209 πŸ“Œ 404

They live this imaginary, consultant created world that the median voter is the smartest, most hyper aware person on the planet.

11.03.2026 01:12 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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11.03.2026 00:58 πŸ‘ 191 πŸ” 52 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 17

Pelissero: One GM summarized feelings around the league:

"This is very much bullshit on Baltimore's part."

11.03.2026 01:08 πŸ‘ 149 πŸ” 29 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 20

DRAMA DRAMA DRAMA

11.03.2026 00:05 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is a great deal for Philadelphia (shocker).

For Tariq Woolen - an opportunity to prove that he’s worth a huge contract next summer as part of an elite defense.

10.03.2026 22:34 πŸ‘ 274 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 1

A 1 year prove it deal is never a bad idea IMO.

10.03.2026 23:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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There is a man at the ACC tournament screaming Iris by the Goo Goo Dolls while Stanford tries to shoot free throws

10.03.2026 19:07 πŸ‘ 1582 πŸ” 426 πŸ’¬ 39 πŸ“Œ 187

@normcharlatan.bsky.social Let's do this.

10.03.2026 20:23 πŸ‘ 56 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 2

the 2024 football team had the hardest regression to the mean I've ever seen. They got lucky against WVU, Cinci, and Cal. The Syracuse game was wild with all of the picks. I thought for once breaks would go our way.

The rest of the season was peak Murphy's Law.

10.03.2026 20:24 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Pitt Drum Major Soren Henkle.

You’re welcome

10.03.2026 19:37 πŸ‘ 143 πŸ” 34 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 7

we shall see. Broncos could be in the mix too.

10.03.2026 18:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Pretty sure this means AJ Brown is staying an Eagle. They were the most obvious landing spot.

10.03.2026 18:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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if they can get MHJ to play like a high 1st round pick and find a long term starter at RT, they could be a great position to setup a rookie QB for success in 2027.

10.03.2026 16:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
10.03.2026 16:18 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Eagles should trade the 4th round comp pick they got for Josh Sweat to the Cardinals for Josh Sweat.

10.03.2026 15:29 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

either those salaries are disgustingly low or the titles are inflated, like everyone at bank having a VP title.

10.03.2026 15:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

as soon as you realize that most rules are just twisting the Bible to justify what people want the world to be, it all falls apart.

10.03.2026 13:54 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

glurp glurp!

10.03.2026 13:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0