Alisson L'equipe rating incoming... A solid 4/10.

A lot of chat about whether Salah is the greatest Prem player ever recently. I'm a Liverpool fan, but there shouldn't be a debate. For about 5 seasons this lad absolutely terrored defenders. International footballers lost use of their legs at the sight of him. And he was cool as f**k.

Casemiro when hearing about the 200 United redundancies sitting on his absolute meritorious £350k a week contract

If you want a Turkish football vibe check this is it. Mourinho should ask for Fenerbahce to start 1-0 up or that the opposition can only play two touch next and see if the TFF give in so easily to anything he says

Yesterday, whilst reffing an U9s game, I was told I was blind and that the most obvious penalty in the history of football was 'never a f**king penalty!' by two 8yos. I wonder where these kids pick up such a pleasant way to communicate with referees... 🤔

How do you know you're obsessed with football? On a Sunday night you try to get to sleep by imagining who should be in Troy Deeney's team of the week v who he'll actually pick