Jenni

I only started getting "rate limit exceeded" messages like 30 minutes ago, until then nothing would load besides notifications! absurd

I love how I spent like 2h thinking twitter is down because it wasn't loading anything, including the tweet saying why I can't see tweets

Went to the doctor and he was so well prepared and efficient that I had an extra 15 minutes to talk even after bringing up 3 separate health concerns after the primary one.
I panicked and started showing weird moles just to make sure I got my money's worth

At an era in my life where I truly feel juice is for children

call shawty my lil m night shyamalan the way she keep that camera on me waiting for me to do something utterly unprecedented and genius

"You'll bring out your grandma's features!" Ok, but is that actually good,,,

My retired auntie keeps telling me to grow out my bangs to better embody my family characteristics and look more like my grandmother.
Do I listen to her and embrace my genetics, or do I distrust kinship influenced aesthetics?

The fact I put my garbage in the garbage bin outside and it never overflows or has animals in it, and I don't even need to know what exactly happens to it

Everything you do is a celebration of what it results in, regardless of if you realize it initially

did you know you're allowed to be hardcore?? you can just like. accept your inherent bent towards wanting to do difficult and rewarding things in the world. astonishing

So if you find yourself "addicted" to "scrolling through TikTok" you might be self-prescribing EMDR to defend your psyche from emotional damage you might otherwise be taking

The current theory is that these games work like EMDR therapy. And there's a secret theory that a vast amount of TikTok videos do the same to people

I heard from an internet illegal images censor that they have to take breaks to play Tetris or similar games to cancel the images from being saved to long term memory

https://staging.bsky.app/profile/sonder.bsky.social/post/3juei7ej3iy2x he's back

sweet! I'll dm you in his stead!

I'll have to ask him once I can hand out an invite!

You know your Escape Room game players are fully immersed when they drop their English-as-a-second-language and start counting out loud in their native tongue

Someone literally threw my lunch in the garbage before I had my lunch break, and as I found myself wondering if this just incompetence, actual malicious intent, or a cruel psychological test/trick to see how I react, I realized I'm too trusting and honorable to live like this

Some time ago I took on the anthropological experiment of working in telemarketing, and confirmed to myself that some jobs genuinely jeopardize the integrity and happiness of everyone involved