The Coaster Serpent

First ride of 2025 is Iron Gwazi.

Am I the only person who prefers to play as Luigi in Mario 2? Everyone else seems to prefer the princess.

Disappointing NVIDIA 5000 series GPUs revealed. Looks like I am waiting for the 6000 series in 2027. RTX 5090 is a 575 watt furnace for $2000 and the 5080 isn't even as good as the 4090. Weak...

It's probably in the computer room with all the corpses Vector stuffed in there.

Where's that damn fourth chaos emerald?

Nice to ride a coaster again after 2 months of doing nothing.

Sonic Adventure 2 was the peak of Sonic games. It was all downhill from there.

Just got a new high score in Kennywood's ghostwood estate, 2230 pts.

High of 29 degrees for the Kennywood event this Saturday. Yeah, there is no way there will be any coasters running, but at least the food is always good.

Looking forward to more Diamondback rides next year, but very soon we will have Mystic Timbers, Racer, and FoF open again; with Fast Lane still available. Who else is hyped for Winterfest?

I miss getting my rides on Diamondback.

Cedar Point NEEDS to Stop Adding Low Capacity Coasters! YouTube video by The Coaster Serpent

Siren's Curse, Cedar Point's new coaster can only cycle 720 riders per hour. Here, I discuss why that is so bad and why America's Roller Coast should invest in higher capacity attractions.

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Snake River Falls Removal and a new for 2026 COASTER at Cedar Point! YouTube video by The Coaster Serpent

Cedar Point is retiring Snake River Falls after 31 years of operation. This opens up a new plot of land in Frontier Town for development. Is a new coaster possible? I think so, check it out in the newest Coaster Serpent video!

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I found a rat snake! About 4 feet long. These are so cool.

Stricker's Grove - MASSIVE airtime offered on a tight schedule! Open to the public only on select days of the year, Stricker's Grove offers some of the most illusive coaster credits in the state of Ohio. The Tornado may h...

I highly recommend checking out Stricker's Grove. Coaster Serpent is here to tell you about your remaining two opportunities to visit this park in 2024! Don't sleep on the Tornado, it's an awesome ride!

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Check out Stricker's Grove the next time it's open. Tornado is damn good fun and features one of the most violent, jarring hills I have ever experienced on a ride, all with buzz bars.

This is the perfect week to get your rides on Millennium Force. When it's hot outside, it runs fast and delivers the airtime.

I got the impression that he got it because it fits the space it's sitting on. An old Schwarzkopf fits well here but he should have bought the new trains from B&M.

The Six FUN Coasters at Indiana Beach and the TERRIBLE All American Triple Loop I took my first ever trip to Indiana Beach to ride some awesome roller coasters. Cornball Express and Steel Hawg make a great 1-2 punch for this little park. However, you should only go on the All American Triple Loop if you want to suffer immense pain. I seriously made that thing my 150th credit.

I went to Indiana Beach recently and I loved their lineup of classic roller coasters. However, I do take issue with the giant turd they dropped for 2024! Check out the new Coaster Serpent video.

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I went to Indiana Beach today to get my 150th credit, the American Triple Loop, and I hated it. This ride is extremely painful with the headbanging. The restraints are some of the worst I have seen. They should have bought trains from B&M.

Check out Diamondback at Kings Island if you haven't had the chance. It's the best coaster in the park, and much more interesting than their other B&M hyper, Orion. The airtime on this ride hits so well, and marathoning it while rotating from back to front row seat is super fun.