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You found my not so secret AD, WOW! A horny purple goat on the internet. This goes without saying, but 18+ only. 30 / What's a Gender? / Pansexual This is where my unhinged, kinky posts will go that are too spicy for main.

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Blue and white anthropomorphic tiger breeding a purple goat and cumming inside. 

Furry sex

Blue and white anthropomorphic tiger breeding a purple goat and cumming inside. Furry sex

Some goat fun with @lavenderlock.bsky.social

Art: @smutzkii.bsky.social

Who’s next~? >:3

04.03.2026 17:27 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A tank top parody of the "thank you" shopping bag.

A tank top parody of the "thank you" shopping bag.

Thank you shopping bag

Thank you shopping bag

A tank top parody of the "thank you" shopping bag.

A tank top parody of the "thank you" shopping bag.

A tank top parody of the "thank you" shopping bag.

A tank top parody of the "thank you" shopping bag.

phoeleo.com
yea we got that bag.
and made it into a crop top, and a T-shirt.
πŸ›„

01.02.2026 18:08 πŸ‘ 239 πŸ” 89 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2
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Goatt🐐

04.01.2026 15:21 πŸ‘ 84 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A goat creating their own herd by transforming anyone who wanders near the stable into a different farm animal.

19.07.2025 07:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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snitties

24.06.2025 02:39 πŸ‘ 1485 πŸ” 207 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Open offer. If you follow me and wanna fuck, find me at the moonlight market.

11.05.2025 05:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's also scary to me.

I'm not used to people seeking me out for such things. I'm more used to people flirting and losing that desire when they come to know me.

If I'm anxious in your arms, please understand.

07.05.2025 00:23 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh my goodness, I'm being propositioned before I've even made it to the con.

This is a very new and exciting feeling for me.

To be wanted in such a way. To be desired enough for someone to try and get me before another can.

It's nice to be wanted.

07.05.2025 00:23 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Edging for so long and with so much fucking pre, my fingers began to prune.

30.04.2025 09:01 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸπŸπŸ¦…πŸ₯š

20.04.2025 18:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This puppy can definitely go for more rounds of visitors πŸ’œ

Thanks again to @hauntwired.bsky.social

25.03.2025 03:15 πŸ‘ 48 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I have a mighty need to write smut.

21.03.2025 08:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This was posted here, because I doubt that sleep would be the only thing happening to anyone I manage to get into my bed.

21.03.2025 08:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I need someone to just cuddle onto and smooch as I drift off to a very cozy, wine assisted sleep.

21.03.2025 08:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Flerkin the cat strapped into a latex bitchsuit is fitted into a robotic dog backwards. At first he struggles but as the sedatives work through his body, he becomes more and more docile. The only end being a perfect body/host for the now animated machine.

Flerkin the cat strapped into a latex bitchsuit is fitted into a robotic dog backwards. At first he struggles but as the sedatives work through his body, he becomes more and more docile. The only end being a perfect body/host for the now animated machine.

Something, something subject in a machine? Blah, I don't need the specifics, give me results!

20.03.2025 19:22 πŸ‘ 1215 πŸ” 200 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 1
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Earring consideration

18.03.2025 18:15 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

I'm partial to calling them "Bleets."

18.03.2025 01:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I was informed I should open a kissing booth at AC, with so many people wanting to give the goat smooches.

I'm considering doing it in a setting where people can "give a tip" for good service.

18.03.2025 01:03 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Vanilla furries: Hear me out. *Posts a cute character with monsterish characteristics.*

Me: I need this thing to hit me with absolutely every status, including estrus, and ravage every hole in my body until I'm a broken husk.

18.03.2025 00:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I like someone I can throw around, or someone who can pin me down, despite any struggles I may put up.

Being someone who doesn't quite care for the gender binary, someone androgynous will always get my heart to pitter patter in a smitten pattern.

18.03.2025 00:38 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Pink Panther and Snaggy got into the nip.

17.03.2025 22:47 πŸ‘ 6862 πŸ” 1149 πŸ’¬ 41 πŸ“Œ 14

My favourite place to bite is probably the crook of the neck, it's a great spot to bite while holding someone from behind.

Favourite spot is a bit more wholesome. I will absolutely MELT if someone plays with my hair. Not pulling or tugging, but running your fingers through it or petting it.

18.03.2025 00:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm gonna get pretty drinky tonight. Post questions for my uninhibited ass to answer.

18.03.2025 00:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Lunak Moonfang!

04.03.2025 23:29 πŸ‘ 692 πŸ” 130 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1

I love my empathy so much sometimes. It lets me know how to comfort people people in the ways they need.

It also lets me find people's buttons and press them in ways that surprise them.

14.03.2025 22:42 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I talked about my writing "practice" on main.

It was typefucking. Roleplay gave the the skillset I have in my descriptions today.

If anyone wants to help me "practice", let me know.

14.03.2025 18:37 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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you get used to dating a shapeshifting mimic

20.02.2025 03:53 πŸ‘ 1948 πŸ” 365 πŸ’¬ 33 πŸ“Œ 1
A transformation sequence of a man being transformed into a border collie by goo that erupts from a collar they decided to put on. 

#tf #transformation #tftuesday #furryart

A transformation sequence of a man being transformed into a border collie by goo that erupts from a collar they decided to put on. #tf #transformation #tftuesday #furryart

And this is why you shouldn't put on random collars.

My first TF art I've ever drawn! For the illustrious @deke.dog!

13.03.2025 20:01 πŸ‘ 581 πŸ” 101 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 0

I think one thing that's stopping me from posting IRL bits is confidence.

I'm not exactly the biggest, and seeing everyone post their absolute MONSTERS makes me wonder if anyone would enjoy seeing mine.

Also, this could just be the "Hell yeah, two cakes" meme in cock form.

13.03.2025 21:07 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0