When I was a child, I spoke as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became an adult I. ABSOLUTELY. UNDERSTOOD. why people on "The Price Is Right" were SO HAPPY to get appliances.
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Whoever put that first "R" in FebRuary and libRary, come outside right quick, I just wanna talk...
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"Daylight Saving Time Ends" to another "Daylight Saving Time Begins" is only about 4-7 business days.
I will not be explaining any further.
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What I said:
"I'm down for anything."
What I meant:
🚫 not after 7
🍔 food should be involved
☔ it depends on the weather
🚗 the parking situation
🥱 and how tired I am
🤔 and who all gon' be there
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If "Keep. My. Name. OUTCHO. Mouth." was a person...
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The ONLY things you could do if you stayed home from school sick in 80s-90s:
Sleep
Eat crackers
Nap
Doze
Drink ginger ale
Snooze
Eat soup
Slumber
Watch "The Price Is Right"
Look downtrodden
If you could do anything else then you could go to school.
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My GPS consistently shows me that I Profoundly...Wholly...And Sincerely CANNOT estimate 400 feet.
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People's dogs will look just like this when you come over and they will look you in the eye WITH A STRAIGHT FACE and say, "He won't bite"
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Remember growing up and coming home telling your parents that you needed to get this required TI-84 graphing calculator that costs $934,659.19?
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Me: "You know that the pool table in 'Beat It' didn't have any holes?"
...
Banker Teller: "I meant, did you have any additional questions...about your account."
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Black History Month Facts #16
Sadie Martin - first black woman to use ginger ale & Vick's Vapor Rub for stomach-bug, narcolepsy, cold, hypothermia, sleep apnea, pinkeye, global warming, rheumatoid arthritis, mesothelioma, and the check engine light.
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Black History Month Facts #13
Reneé "Nay Nay" Jasper: First Black girl to draw and check a MAYBE box on a little boy's note (Rodney Grisholm Butane) which said...
"Do you like me? Check YES or NO"
#BHMFacts ♥️🖤💚
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Black History Month Facts #11
Aunt Pastell-Ann Turner: the first black woman to tell her two sons and their 3 cousins that they "smell like outside". #BHMFacts ❤️🖤💚
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Black History Month Facts #10
Johnnie "Lil Man" Ferguson - (disregard that he was called Lil Man well into his 60s): the first black cookout attendee to successfully leave with several to-go trays despite NOT bringing any contributions to said cookout.
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Black History Month Facts #9
Lisa Buellah "BB" Patterson - the first black person (10 years old at the time) to say that Yes, she had "McDonald's money" when asked by her mom on their way home. #BHMFacts ❤️🖤💚
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Black History Month Facts #7
Rhonda Mae Ford:
1st black woman to use loud Gospel music to clean the entire house all day on Saturday.
Samuel Ford:
1st black child to be woken up early on Saturday morning by loud Gospel music to clean the entire house.
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Shout-out to all the kids who have never found their name on anything in a souvenir store...
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When little kids sneeze in your face before they learn how to cover their mouths and you were NOT ready...
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If your lemon pepper wings are too salty and your ranch dip is trash, I don't want anything else off your menu...
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D.A.R.E. and "Just Say No" had me SOOO PARANOID that my friends and random people would offer me drugs 24/7.
My first ACTUAL experience related to drugs:
People vigorously vociferously explaining that "If you didn't put in, you DO NOT get to partake..."
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When Buzz Lightyear said "To Infinity and Beyond!", this is what he meant...
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Aht AHT‼️
PUT...IT...BACK.
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I always say "Thank You" to #ChatGPT #Alexa, #Siri, and Google so that when A.I. and the Machines take over, they know I'm nice...
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Words cannot accurately describe the way Egyptian Musk and Black Love incense/oils had us in a stranglehold in the 90s in college...
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Now that I'm "grown grown", being able to play a recorder in school is not the flex my 3rd Grade teacher implied that it would be...
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I feel a way when they don't tell me my total in the Drive-Thru line before telling me to drive around...
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Why people always try to keep something a secret?
Somebody will post, "Where can I get good wings?"
And folks be like, "I'mma DM you..."
Look here Janet, where the hot and spicy lemon pepper wings at??
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Safe to say...
...I'm never going to look at Bugs Bunny and Looney Tunes the same without thinking of this... #soundon
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After 7 movies, billions of dollars in damages, untold deaths, and a severely changed ecosystem, the entire fiasco of Jurassic Park could have been avoided by just hiring more than one IT guy in 1993.
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Adults you haven't seen since you were 26.4 months-old will ask you (with a straight face) if you remember them.
Ma'am/Sir, I don't even remember why I came into this room so that's a "No".
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