Zach 🇺🇦🇪🇺

Just fill up the missing parts of the video with images of a shaved walrus.

The only type of turn signal a BMW driver would actually use.

Wild guess: Either Starlink, Eutelsat or maybe daisy chaining drones as repeater.

“Solar doesnt work when the sun isnt shining & wind turbines dont work when the wind isn’t blowing!” Me: Oil doesn’t work when the Strait of Hormuz isnt Hormuz’ing…

0.00001 seconds after Trump bailed out of the war: "I stopped nine wars..."

Excuse me? East-Central Grussia is just north of Drusselstein!

Here's how:Imagine you are a grifter, the public opinion is turning against you and you agree to talk at a Trump event, because you hope he will pardon you later. Just before the thing starts you can talk to Trump for the first time in two years and you realize how far gone he is. And you can't run.

Well, because...
To protect the world from devastation!
To unite all kobolds within our nation!

And the Trump regime has no one else to blame but themselves.

All those people grew up thinking that every problem would go away as long as they stay loud and throw enough money at the matter. That might work inside some governmental framework with a working judicial system, but they now realize that they can't sue other states into submission.

You are fucking kidding me, for fucking real?

Good.

Yeeees, because this is what you want, make the EU reconsider the Iran war. Riiiiight.

I want to remind everyone who Trump is asking for help with Iran now, that they can say to Trump "Go fuck yourself.".

Literally exactly those words.

"EUigi wins by doing absolutely nothing."

I still think he should give Trump a Deck of cards as a gift, next time they see each other.

It also is quite telling that no one was smart enough to get the exact pair they were gifted, but in their size and then quietly switched them.

You did play Sunless Sea, right?

By now my brain translates every comment on the Iran war, into a panicked attempt to convince people that the penis of whoever is speaking, is really huge.

"... The United States Central Command proved that I have the biggest penis in the history of the Middle East ..."

I wholeheartedly believe that you cannot be a billionaire and a good person at the same time.

THE ROCK AND STONE

For.... Dwayne?

If you could recommend a game, what would it be?

I just checked, he isn't dead yet.

"What do you mean by 'We can't win by simply claiming that we are winning.'?"

Bombing primary schools in Iran is ok though.

"The war is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air."

"Glrk glrk glrk!"
Vice president Vance talking about Russia while sucking off Putin.

If the Ukraine War ends before the Iran War, I really want Zelenskyy to gift Donald a deck of cards on his next visit to the US.

I mean, we all know he wants to be like Putin, so....