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Anarchist. Pretty bitch. Entertainer. ACAB forever. 35. ♈ Enby but pronouns are bendy. Splathouse.carrd.co

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Time for a break
More to come when I get back.

12.03.2026 18:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
"What ultimately broke me and my Blizzard career was I got called into the CFO's office and he sits me down and he says—he gives me a date which at the time was 2020 and was going to slip to 2021, but at the time it was 2020—and he said: 'Overwatch has to make [redacted] in 2020, and then every year after that it needs a recurring revenue of [redacted]' and then he says to me 'if it doesn't do [redacted] we're going to lay off 1,000 people, and that's going to be on you.' And that was the biggest fuck you moment I've had in my career, it felt surreal to be in that condition."

"What ultimately broke me and my Blizzard career was I got called into the CFO's office and he sits me down and he says—he gives me a date which at the time was 2020 and was going to slip to 2021, but at the time it was 2020—and he said: 'Overwatch has to make [redacted] in 2020, and then every year after that it needs a recurring revenue of [redacted]' and then he says to me 'if it doesn't do [redacted] we're going to lay off 1,000 people, and that's going to be on you.' And that was the biggest fuck you moment I've had in my career, it felt surreal to be in that condition."

This is a deranged thing to say to someone wtf. www.pcgamer.com/games/fps/ov...

12.03.2026 01:52 👍 1846 🔁 638 💬 23 📌 112

oh fuck off

12.03.2026 12:45 👍 2715 🔁 382 💬 175 📌 269
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Starmaker Story by Arvus Games An Adult MILF-Y Visual Novel

Just got done with the longest episode of Joyful Stick I have ever made covering Starmaker Story, a game I am genuinely surprised I haven't heard of! It's fantastic and I will be playing more!

arvusgames.itch.io/starmakerstory

12.03.2026 16:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

MY CATS CAN SHIT IN PEACE, THANK YOU!

12.03.2026 14:50 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Yo! Does anyone have like $15 so I can grab some cat litter today for the binguses?

12.03.2026 13:40 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 1
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Thrilling new update

04.12.2025 16:27 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

Life is absurd and silly and weird, and you either internalize that or spend your life fighting against it.

Laugh.
Laugh every fucking day.
It's good for your soul.

12.03.2026 05:17 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

There was one time batcat woke me really early one morning. Yelling and meowing his head off. I thought something horrible happened. I followed him into the kitchen. The food dish was empty.

In that moment I realized he needed me for survival, but I needed him just as much.

12.03.2026 05:14 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The reason we keep going can be simple. You don't have to have an arc. You don't have to achieve anything.

I get up every day for my cats and my friends. I get up to hear the birds and tell my friends horrible stolen joke.

It's enough.
You're enough.

12.03.2026 05:10 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Batcat, Selina and Luna are like of you gave a stuffed animal a single brain cell. Absolute imbeciles. Buffoons, even.

And every day I wake to them gently kissing my hand, and that's enough, that's a reason to get up

That's a reason to keep fighting

12.03.2026 05:08 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Animals are the worst man

What do you mean your life span is a fraction of mine and you give me this much

How is that fair

12.03.2026 05:05 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
Portrait of the writers best friend

Portrait of the writers best friend

You are without equal the dumbest thing I have met on this planet and I love you dearly

12.03.2026 05:05 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The whole point of defending the right for uncomfortable, or even reprehensible fiction to have the right to exist isnt that its all cool and nothing is ever wrong with it

Its that government/corpo organizations will NEVER look at things with the """nuance""" you think is so self evident

11.03.2026 19:25 👍 3813 🔁 1702 💬 22 📌 38

Please stop assuming I know what the fuck I'm talking about, I absolutely fucking don't, I'm the dumbest person in the room. Scroll my feed for like five seconds. I'm barely literate.

11.03.2026 20:48 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

legitimately know absolutely nothing about the game that isn't SFM porn.

11.03.2026 20:48 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

gonna be really honest and say my solution would get me a visit from multiple three letter agencies, so we'll go with yours lol

11.03.2026 20:47 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Oh no oh god oh shit

11.03.2026 20:42 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1

The fur community accepted me before the queers, despite me being the latter before the former.

11.03.2026 17:12 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I know calling reps is very nerve racking. You're not sure what's the right thing to say, and tbh having a script thrown at me makes things just as nerve racking.

I called today, and I figured I'd write up a transcript of how my call went down. Hopefully it helps demystify the process

09.03.2026 19:17 👍 4354 🔁 3215 💬 28 📌 33

And not to mention-- @mikemignola.bsky.social delivering an incredible cover for this issue, truly a huge moment for me as a creator! Surreal!

11.03.2026 15:47 👍 55 🔁 10 💬 0 📌 1

Randomly remembered Ben Shapiro has a rap song and had a grand mal seizure

11.03.2026 14:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

people shit themselves when they see problematic art but then proceed to blow the shit out of tv shows like game of thrones

11.03.2026 14:22 👍 68 🔁 14 💬 2 📌 0
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IF THE 0-5 COUNCIL COULDN'T STOP ME, IF THE FOUNDATION COULDN'T STOP ME, WHAT MAKES YOU BELIEVE YOU STAND A CHANCE OF PREVENTING ME FROM LAYING PIPE TO MY SKULL FACED WOLF WIFE SUBSCRIBE STAR?

11.03.2026 11:50 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

THEY'RE GONNA TRY TO BAN FAT WOMEN NEXT AND IM GONNA START A FUCKING JIHAD

11.03.2026 11:39 👍 6 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 1
A meme against paypro censorship with the MasterCard logo. The red section says "We Hate Gay People," the yellow section says "We Hate Women's Bodies," the middle reads: "We Fucking Hate You." Text: "There are some things money can't buy, hating artists and women's bodies? Priceless."

A meme against paypro censorship with the MasterCard logo. The red section says "We Hate Gay People," the yellow section says "We Hate Women's Bodies," the middle reads: "We Fucking Hate You." Text: "There are some things money can't buy, hating artists and women's bodies? Priceless."

28.02.2026 17:02 👍 1919 🔁 814 💬 6 📌 9
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The funniest part about the subscribe star drama is that Jen-who CANONICALLY has goat legs-woukd be considered "zoophilia" under their new rules.

My feral animal wife, everyone:

11.03.2026 11:32 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
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How I roll up to shave your moms bush

11.03.2026 10:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Fuck it I canonically have a knot now

11.03.2026 04:05 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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I keep literally every piece of fan art you guys make

11.03.2026 03:20 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0