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I think of this often

05.03.2026 03:24 👍 1610 🔁 636 💬 6 📌 5
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US-Israeli strike on girls' school kills at least 85 students, Iran's judiciary says At least 85 students have been killed in US-Israeli strikes that hit an Iranian girls' school in Hormozgan province, Iran's judiciary said on Saturday. Washington has not commented on the reported str...

We killed 85 schoolgirls. We are not the good guys.

28.02.2026 16:00 👍 17023 🔁 6535 💬 470 📌 552
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#snapstreamart
I'm SO excited to watch Penny go through Majora's Mask ! :D Hope you all like Deku Babble!

21.02.2026 18:38 👍 829 🔁 155 💬 11 📌 0

happy 14th anniversary to all who observe

26.02.2026 21:59 👍 6159 🔁 2481 💬 55 📌 40

while it is a relief to see Discord is no longer partnering with Persona and the age verification rollout has been delayed, that fact they still plan to go through with it is not great. Age verification doesn't ever reduce harm to children, just makes it easier to track people online.

24.02.2026 18:05 👍 1239 🔁 716 💬 3 📌 0
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23.02.2026 19:05 👍 5608 🔁 1553 💬 43 📌 47

doing some research prep for this episode and stumbled upon perhaps the craziest jeff bezo photo ever

18.02.2026 23:02 👍 3409 🔁 340 💬 142 📌 38
Dennis nedry jurrasic park "see nobody cares" meme reads

Hey everybody, this guy still posts on X!

See? Everyone is horrified and disappointed. They feel it speaks directly to your values.

Dennis nedry jurrasic park "see nobody cares" meme reads Hey everybody, this guy still posts on X! See? Everyone is horrified and disappointed. They feel it speaks directly to your values.

18.02.2026 20:13 👍 18816 🔁 3704 💬 150 📌 30
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Olympics Dog was chasing the motorized camera they have to capture the competitors at the finish line, then decided to chase some competitors instead

18.02.2026 13:40 👍 3856 🔁 829 💬 45 📌 163

“Countries that do not embrace foot fetishes could be left behind” says Quentin Tarantino

18.02.2026 20:30 👍 344 🔁 79 💬 8 📌 0

HAL JORDAN: In brightest day, in blackest

BEASTIE BOYS: NIGHT!

HAL JORDAN: No evil shall escape my

BEASTIE BOYS: SIGHT!

HAL JORDAN: This is awkward because when I invited you I thought I was messaging Beast Boy from the Teen Titans.

15.02.2026 20:30 👍 2991 🔁 1006 💬 36 📌 7
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At 9:18, 3rd period of the Finland-Switzerland women's ice hockey QF game, the ice crew came to clean the ice during a pause

What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling

15.02.2026 00:14 👍 7778 🔁 2366 💬 9 📌 176

it keeps going back and forth between being infuriating and funny how much we study this when the answer is always the same and it never matters

16.02.2026 04:56 👍 4123 🔁 1045 💬 35 📌 5
Image of the Yeti in the skiing Windows game SkiFree eating the player

Image of the Yeti in the skiing Windows game SkiFree eating the player

Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics

07.02.2026 15:39 👍 8709 🔁 2581 💬 73 📌 69
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06.02.2026 17:26 👍 2739 🔁 1008 💬 25 📌 39
a round pottery piece with pig eyes and a snout

a round pottery piece with pig eyes and a snout

i think we all need to step back and realize that peak art was made when neolithic pot in the shape of a pig was fired

06.02.2026 19:46 👍 10763 🔁 2688 💬 9 📌 152
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05.02.2026 20:04 👍 2632 🔁 850 💬 20 📌 5
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"I want Bobby Hill to take the shot, because Bobby'll put me down clean."

06.02.2026 15:00 👍 6227 🔁 2164 💬 34 📌 12

Figures Tumblr fuckin explodes the moment I finish a piece I really wanted to post
Fuck

06.02.2026 23:11 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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that one meme but its metal gear

06.02.2026 10:06 👍 142 🔁 49 💬 1 📌 0

Armored Core 6
I wanted a fun Mecha Game and got Mission Based Bullet Hell Souls-Game

06.02.2026 13:20 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world

05.02.2026 01:16 👍 42994 🔁 6205 💬 2317 📌 1300
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Gay Furries

03.02.2026 00:27 👍 372 🔁 152 💬 8 📌 4
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Tarotpedia Tarot spreads using Wikipedia articles: because 78 cards wasn't enough.

Ha that’s funny! I recently made a tarot reader that pulls random Wikipedia articles instead of tarot cards

02.02.2026 01:48 👍 185 🔁 52 💬 6 📌 6
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30.01.2026 04:17 👍 1778 🔁 751 💬 4 📌 6
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they're finally making romhacks removing the useless parts of pokemon games

29.01.2026 00:41 👍 3643 🔁 1181 💬 26 📌 25
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dream jobs:
- book editing assistant
- ceo but im one of the good ones
- construction worker on the gigantic saw 7 john kramer (specifically working in the penis division)

28.01.2026 15:46 👍 1076 🔁 351 💬 10 📌 5
Relato de fórum em que a pessoa diz que:

Accidentally said "Love you!" at the end of a call with an important client yesterday. I heard him giggle as I hung up, and I was mortified. Today, I saw he emailed me this:




“Subject: "Love you!"

Hey - Just wanted to say that I didn't mean to laugh at you when you accidentally signed off on our call with a "love you." I just found it funny because I've definitely done that before, and I know it happens. I'm glad you have enough love in your life that that response comes naturally. If anything, you should be proud of that :) 

Have a great weekend! We'll follow up about my call with Chris on Wednesday, as discussed.”

Relato de fórum em que a pessoa diz que: Accidentally said "Love you!" at the end of a call with an important client yesterday. I heard him giggle as I hung up, and I was mortified. Today, I saw he emailed me this: “Subject: "Love you!" Hey - Just wanted to say that I didn't mean to laugh at you when you accidentally signed off on our call with a "love you." I just found it funny because I've definitely done that before, and I know it happens. I'm glad you have enough love in your life that that response comes naturally. If anything, you should be proud of that :) Have a great weekend! We'll follow up about my call with Chris on Wednesday, as discussed.”

“I'm glad you have enough love in your life that that response comes naturally. If anything, you should be proud of that :)”

20.01.2026 15:58 👍 9321 🔁 2810 💬 35 📌 127

For your enjoyment, the Superman screenplay.

www.superman.com/script/super...

20.01.2026 22:24 👍 1737 🔁 421 💬 68 📌 39