Reminder: you are going to die.
Now fill out her contact form already.
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Reminder: you are going to die.
Now fill out her contact form already.
*clears throat*
Overheard on the streets of Amsterdam: “I went and saw a prostitute and it was like way better than hinge, man”
The name of the game? Twister (and my very first foursome)
Figured out the way to get a leg up in this industry…
If you’d like to get to know me a little more intimately, this just came out.
Taken to, and taken by, the David Lynch exhibition in Berlin
Some notes on the present and how to remain in it from your favorite fallen woman:
Skirting around
Yess, the theme was Jane Birkin 60s
London callers, here’s your chance
charlielevine@proton.me
Stay right there. Hold it… that’s the one.
I couldn’t pick so I’m posting them all. Which one is your favorite? Your options are: A) boss lady meets tiny waist B) belly button sees the light of day C) the ghost of me E) least amount of clothes pls
People won’t remember your watch collection, but they will remember how enigmatic your +1 was.
Beaming
New piece on being a giraffe in this business and beyond, from your resident talk glass of water 🦒💦
I’ve been on both sides of the agency/independent coin. Keen to hear your thoughts on this one!
Definitely EATING.
(Carpet)burning for your love
London, I’m coming for you (8-14). Quick, hide your boyfriends and girlfriends!
Just a girl with a suspicious collection of pens
Window shopping?
Need a plus one to your ex’s wedding?
Occupational cardio: getting my 10k steps in at Heathrow Airport
Last chance to get on my mailing list before I send out a love note men used to go to war for!!
London, August 4-7, be there or be square
If you’d like to get to know me a little more intimately, this just came out.
Happy to represent “serene affluence” from the edge of your infinity pool.
Here’s to recycling for the rest of my life
Ty! ♥️