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Keyboard Hulk

@keyboardhulk

World’s loudest typist. Likes a kitchen full of fresh ingredients and singing where absolutely no one can hear him. Balances bacon with gym and hope.

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a man in a green sweater is clapping his hands in front of a microphone with the hashtag #fallontonight ALT: a man in a green sweater is clapping his hands in front of a microphone with the hashtag #fallontonight
10.03.2026 08:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You gotta take the small wins. Next time, he’ll wink as he hands you the cup 😉

10.03.2026 08:06 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Ow! That don’t sound good. Day of gentle stretching, maybe?

10.03.2026 08:05 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Oh, I reckon you can.

10.03.2026 05:26 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Either work! I’m also a fan of Original Fitwear shorts, which work for my chicken thighs 😂

09.03.2026 19:30 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Absolutely! Sprinkle it on everything.

09.03.2026 00:35 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Achy Breaky Arse would actually improve that song no end

08.03.2026 20:31 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Nice kicks! And other things 👀

08.03.2026 20:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Aw, couple of cuties! You both get head pats.

08.03.2026 19:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

How are you even alive?? I walked 15km and my everything hurts!

08.03.2026 10:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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As part of our new temporary life of virtue and fitness, we did a 15km walk around Sugarloaf Reservoir. Surely that merits a beer, @jbau.bsky.social and @heydaaaavey.bsky.social?

08.03.2026 07:48 👍 45 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Will the pub possibly lead to wild and sexy adventures? If not, Jameson and movies are solid plans.

07.03.2026 19:59 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Oh, I will be! Back to water it is.

07.03.2026 10:00 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I regret to inform you that non-alcoholic wine tastes like rusty metal rubbed with pineapple.

07.03.2026 09:21 👍 71 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

Exact same!

07.03.2026 06:29 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Show my man @heydaaaavey.bsky.social some love in his Run for the Kids 😀

07.03.2026 01:28 👍 17 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Bacteria add much-needed protein?

06.03.2026 20:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I mean, I like a nice crisp tangy white too, you know

06.03.2026 20:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Chilled red, huh? Black all the way, for me.

06.03.2026 20:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Yep, five inches gives you the goods 😉

06.03.2026 18:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

You certainly do know how to offer incentives 😄

06.03.2026 18:39 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I mean, a man is not a camel … 😜

06.03.2026 07:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
A man in gym gear running his hand through his hair and looking broken.

A man in gym gear running his hand through his hair and looking broken.

Kettlebell circuits on a Friday night as part of a month of no booze and general virtue. I’m not sure I’m cut out for this, tbh.

06.03.2026 06:56 👍 79 🔁 1 💬 4 📌 0

I’ll be suffering right there with you during March. We can make it! We’re strong vibrant men or some shit like that.

03.03.2026 10:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ouch! Hope it didn’t swell up

02.03.2026 08:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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This little floofy goofball turned five today! So of course @heydaaaavey.bsky.social got him a cake 😂

02.03.2026 08:41 👍 79 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

You should see them now. All bronzed and juicy

02.03.2026 07:34 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Most assuredly.

02.03.2026 06:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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If your roast chicken ain’t slathered in butter, then I ain’t eatin’ it!

02.03.2026 06:03 👍 78 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

I can do you a lovely warm milk

28.02.2026 21:38 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0