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Joel Klettke

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Built/sold Case Study Buddy. Wrote converting copy for big companies. Now, figuring out what *exactly* it is I do here.

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I can only imagine the bailout package they are drawing up for themselves.

As the saying goes, privatize the profits, and socialize the losses.

07.04.2025 10:53 πŸ‘ 18606 πŸ” 4179 πŸ’¬ 285 πŸ“Œ 146

We’re winning so much that Questrade is having to stagger all of my automatic notifications to tell me that every single thing I hold fell off a cliff so that I don’t do the same

07.04.2025 21:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I asked AI for a new green product and it nailed it first try, we are so cooked

29.03.2025 16:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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26.03.2025 23:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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26.03.2025 21:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The new OpenAI image generation is pretty good.

26.03.2025 21:28 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Assupuncture and pre-gaming Or: how to stop anger and outbursts before they start

NEW post for β€œCalm Dads,” my newsletter is up!

It’s about the (neuroscience supported) idea of using your trigger points to pre-empt and diffuse anger… or put more simply, stop yelling at your kids.

calmdads.substack.com/p/assupunctu...

25.03.2025 22:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you, Paige!

12.03.2025 13:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The Naptime War of 2021 (Or: why I started Calm Dads)

For now, you can read the first post: "The Nap Time War of 2021" at the link:

calmdads.substack.com/p/the-naptim...

Please subscribe or share if this hits home for you.

#Dads #Parenthood

12.03.2025 02:12 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

+ How to raise resilient and respectful kids

+ How to navigate the tough and new expectations of parenthood as a partner and family member

Basically, the mental fitness side of things: less "Here's how to change a diaper," more "Here's how to manage your emotions and raise a resilient kid."

12.03.2025 02:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Calm Dads is a podcast + newsletter where I'm bringing practical, evidence-based insight on β€˜squishy' but critical parts of being a Dad, straight from actual experts.

Things like...

+ How to stop yelling at your kids
+ How kids' brains develop

12.03.2025 02:12 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

He loves the Cars movie, toast without the crust, and the Calgary Flames.

And he’s about to experience terror for the first time in his life...

That's the beginning of the first post I've ever shared for 'Calm Dads,' something I've been quietly working on behind the scenes.

12.03.2025 02:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

a beautiful three-year-old boy with a tussled mop of blonde hair, chubby cheeks, and a freckle in his eye.

Linus could correctly pick out any letter from his alphabet puzzle at two and a half years old.

He can finish any sentence from any book we’ve ever read him from memory.

12.03.2025 02:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s 1 pm on a beautiful, cloudless Wednesday. I’m standing in the hallway of my basement,Β absolutely seething.

Fists clenched. Chest tight. Face flushed red. Mouth practically foaming.

The subject of my blind rage stands in front of me:

12.03.2025 02:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The absolute explosive catharsis in the bar I was in

21.02.2025 04:47 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Canada needed that.

21.02.2025 04:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We needed this lol

21.02.2025 04:45 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I like the concept and I'd probably pick it up if I was in a creative funk, but as an ongoing read, page-by-page, it didn't hold my attention and felt a little forced

19.02.2025 17:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I wasn’t in love with it

19.02.2025 07:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

How thick are your glasses/how tight are you wearing it?

15.02.2025 17:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Have you tried horse dewormer and fish tank chemicals tho

15.02.2025 16:39 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Make corruption problematic again

15.02.2025 16:36 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Ah yes. Nothing like the "Actually, open discrimination is refreshing!" take to boost your LinkedIn engagement.

Social media was a mistake.

11.02.2025 16:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Breaking: guy who definitely didn't do a nazi salute brings back 25-year-old 'kid' who called for a eugenics immigration policy at the ripe young age of five months ago.

Cites: too young to be responsible for comments on social media, old enough to be responsible with treasury data.

This is fine

07.02.2025 22:01 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ah yes, the man who has lied repeatedly about his

*checks notes*

video game prowess can DEFINITELY be trusted to self-disclose conflicts of interest where he can net billions and access sensitive information.

07.02.2025 14:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Which is why I'm offering audits and hands-on implementation for B2B brands who want to improve their customer stories and programs.

I'll help you improve your assets, speed up your process, get more clients involved, and see more ROI from those programs.

05.02.2025 20:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I'm launching something to help B2Bs build + optimize customer story programs.

After 8+ years helping 350+ cos w/2,500+ stories, I saw what the top 1% (like HubSpot + Dropbox) do:

How they set strategies
Got clients on board.
Collaborated across teams
Set up SOPs/templates
Distributed content

05.02.2025 20:09 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Buy Canadian. All of this sucks.

02.02.2025 13:43 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Hi so I can’t code and despite that made a web app for playing mini sticks with my kid. You can choose teams, add initials, set period length, add/remove goals, choose overtime format, and more.

You can see it on vid here: www.loom.com/share/3a6276...

Or play with it: ministicks.replit.app

30.01.2025 06:09 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s ridiculous.

22.01.2025 14:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0