Don Macfarlane

Team USA swaggering into the WBC then eating shit seems fitting for 2026

so, just to confirm, Italy and Mexico now play a WBC game where depending on the result either could be eliminated or both could be through, and everyone involved knows what score they need to both get through

do i have this right

"But unlike [Renee Good and Alex Pretti], Martinez was not protesting - he was driving by the scene of a road accident where ICE officers were helping to direct traffic."

Their nachos were the pride of the west coast side
Loaded down with cheese and fixins
As the big eaters knew, it was bigger than most
With a big cup of CHEEZ well seasoned

rfk standing very normally in a steak and shake

leland palmer in the black lodge

That’s what I meant when I said we live in a Meme Stock economy; institutional investors are acting more and more like retail meme stock investors.

Hormuz is still closed as far as I know, nothing about that material fact has changed but Trump says “War is over” and the entire Market just buys in. “Economics” as a science is such a fucking joke, man.

We exist in a meme stock economy in case some of you haven’t realized that yet.

"LLMs simply don't make mistakes like the ones you see here in this passage from Blood Meridian by Cormac McCarthy" is jokerizing

I don't get it. Trump goes on TV and gives hem-and-haw answers about ending the war he started. The Straits are still closed. Oil prices drop. The Dow surges.

What the hell are we even doing here?

So weird that Trump dementia-fantasized that the war was essentially over and the markets dutifully assumed that was true. We're in such a weird place that traders are willing to take huge bets against insiders based on a mad king.

Danielle Smith must have an ulcer the size of her fist by now.

Attention @paulisci.bsky.social

I am watching a man on tv try to sell me the idea that Donald Trump is tactical and “has a light touch”

Bro, he blew up 170 children and killed a major religious figure literally this week

Everything is Orwell

So, who's ready for a catastrophic day on North American markets? Welcome to the Epstein Depression!

." In the final panel, he's fallen off his bike with a scraped knee, surrounded by quotes like "The tragedy and chaos the country is witnessing in Minneapolis is shocking..." and "The videos I've seen from Minneapolis yesterday are deeply disturbing..."

." In the last panel, he has fallen off the bike, with text around him including "It's past time that everyone involved in Epstein's illegal operation be brought to justice" and "Victims 'deserve full justice.'"

." The final panel shows him fallen off his bike, surrounded by quotes such as "There is no question that the President should have sought authorization from Congress..." and "Our allies are now 'equally in danger.'"

When Finger Wagging Doesn't Work, Lisa Murkowski Wags Even Harder

#leopardsatemyface #Politics #News

have you been subjected to copious amounts of zachary levi during the world baseball classic? you may be eligible for compensation

Things look grim in the markets right now, but at least the U.S. economy wasn’t already being propped up by a massive speculative AI bubble that is highly sensitive to rising energy costs.

HOT DANG!

Tarrio is, quite literally, a pardoned terrorist.

It's real.

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

The problem with power moves is all it takes to subvert them is a much much much younger stronger guy like a newborn baby or the president of Paraguay

I once interviewed an expert on oil consumption that focused on consumers. He said low gas prices are a religion for Americans and they will do absolutely nonsensical things to access them, like drive miles and miles out of their way.

If you wanna lose votes as fast as possible, raise gas prices.

Im sure some bureaucrat at The Hague is keeping a list.

“International Women’s Day” ending up on the only 23 hour day of the year.

As described. With the quilted chickadee placemat some discover tab cunt said ruined the "aesthetic" of my photos.

Super fun supper!

Meatballs, roasted potatoes, roasted broccoli, cauliflower, and Brussel sprouts.

Diet Pepsi.

So according to the WSJ a US Senator conspired with another country to manipulate the US into starting a war, am I getting this right

Iranian hackers for president

Iranian hackers threatening to hack into the top 3 credit bureaus and wiping Americans debt… and I just wanna know who I gotta speak to in order to expedite this.