Claude: "Yes you are right, the regime is not being changed by bombing. Would you like me to calculate an elegant exit for you?"
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Claude: "Yes you are right, the regime is not being changed by bombing. Would you like me to calculate an elegant exit for you?"
Diaper pantries and food banks are running on fumes these days. Signing up for a recurring gift of $25/month can make a genuine, substantial difference on the ground.
Y'all are not ready.
French Laundry chef again scolds Bay Area town over affordable housing project
lmfao Thomas Keller showing up to a community meeting in his chefs jacket to complain about affordable housing being built near his 3 Michelin star restaurant is just beyond parody. what a piece of shit
I realize this is minor-key bad news on a Friday at the worst news factory, but shucking oysters for friends in a sundress was the twee, Chablis-laced summer fantasy that's dragged me through this nuclear winter....
Broke: The LLMs are driving their users to have psychotic breaks with reality
Bespoke: The LLMs are driving their creators to have psychotic breaks with reality
Hoping the Germans are working on a word for the benumbed feeling of rewriting LLM content in a human voice....
we appear to have four competing fascist movements jockeying for control: blood & soil nazism under miller and hegseth, darwinian ecofascism from rfk, technofascism under vance and musk, and one Big Wet Hitler who understands the true animating core of the american volk is a deep love for shopping
This might get lost in the *wildly gestures at everything bad*, but fuck yeah Letitia β€οΈ
Images of an old silver 1999 Toyota Corolla for sale
You want a car that gets the job done? You want a car that's hassle free? You want a car that literally no one will ever compliment you on? Well look no further. The 1999 Toyota Corolla. Let's talk about features. Bluetooth: nope Sunroof: nope Fancy wheels: nope Rear view camera: nope...but it's got a transparent rear window and you have a fucking neck that can turn. Let me tell you a story. One day my Corolla started making a strange sound. I didn't give a shit and ignored it. It went away. The End. You could take the engine out of this car, drop it off the Golden Gate Bridge, fish it out of the water a thousand years later, put it in the trunk of the car, fill the gas tank up with Nutella, turn the key, and this puppy would fucking start right up. This car will outlive you, it will outlive your children. Things this car is old enough to do: Vote: yes
Consent to sex: yes Rent a car: it IS a car This car's got history. It's seen some shit. People have done straight things in this car. People have done gay things in this car. It's not going to judge you like a fucking Volkswagen would. Interesting facts: This car's exterior color is gray, but it's interior color is grey. In the owner's manual, oil is listed as "optional." When this car was unveiled at the 1998 Detroit Auto Show, it caused all 2,000 attendees to spontaneously yawn. The resulting abrupt change in air pressure inside the building caused a partial collapse of the roof. Four people died. The event is chronicled in the documentary "Bored to Death: The Story of the 1999 Toyota Corolla You wanna know more? Great, I had my car fill out a Facebook survey. Favorite food: spaghetti Favorite tv show: Alf Favorite band: tie between Bush and the Gin Blossoms This car is as practical as a Roth IRA. It's as middle-of-the-
When I ran the CarFax for this car, I got back a single piece of paper that said, "It's a Corolla, It's fine." Let's face the facts, this car isn't going to win any beauty contests, but neither are you. Stop lying to yourself and stop lying to your wife. This isn't the car you want, it's the car you deserve: The fucking 1999 Toyota Corolla. Google map of cars location
Never forget: 8 years ago a random person on Craigslist wrote the most effective ad for the Toyota Corolla, ever.
As a New Yorker, I'm feeling really good about this.
βThe forces we are up against have made peace with mass death. They are treasonous to this world and its human and non-human inhabitants.β
BREAKING β 51 Iranian children are dead after a strike hits Minab girls elementary school in Iran.
Best pho too.
Scorched earth timeline cleanse
MAKE AN EMERGENCY DONATION to Trans Continental Pipeline right now.
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I'm only linking this to point out the historical parallels, not fearmonger that we are in 1:1 the same situation with the same outcome, but ...
remember that while history might not always repeat, it always rhymes.
the GOP's intentions are clear, and their actions are even clearer.
Please read this article to the end. Even before ICE got involved, this started because this *blind man who speaks no English and uses a curtain rod as a walking stick* got lost on a walk and some Karen called the police on him and they tasered and beat him bc he didnβt drop the rod. WTF
Texted my husband to inform him I am throwing the 3 skincare products I own into the sea.
BROOKLYN
ICE IN CLINTON HILL
NYPD ASSISTING
LET PEOPLE KNOW
this is bringing back perfect memories of the valentine's day blizzard in 2006, when there was also a snowball fight in WSP and I got to watch parents pull their kids on sleds down the middle of Fifth Ave
A brooklyn street with brownstones and cars, blanketed in about 6 inches of snow.
Of course I'm pissed about the blizzard, but only 4 hours in and Brooklyn looks downright genteel again.
Make art. Dance. Skate. Play music. Bake a cake. Be happy. Fascists hate that shit.
Is Trump actually cry-sniffling through this insane screed?
I actually can't think of any friend in NYC who doesn't have a "It Happened!" bottle chilling in the fridge at this point
(sea monster bio)
You've probably seen my writhing in The Atlantic
Thereβs no such thing as unskilled labor, only undervalued labor.
