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You think that's bad - I changed my name to "Puppet Show & Popinjay Cavalier" just last week

As an Australian-born person with both parents born in New Zealand, I don't know how to feel about the FYI on this one!

Do you ever get that weird feeling when you're making tea or coffee in the kitchen that you're about to be jumped by a group of highly trained ninjas, and taken to an underground lair to be interrogated by the head of a nefarious international crime syndicate?

I mean, it could just be indigestion.

Billie Eilish To Star In "The Bell Jar" Film Grammy and Oscar-winning singer/songwriter Billie Eilish is in advanced talks to make her acting movie debut in an adaptation of Sylvia Plath’s famed novel “The Bell Jar”, which Focus Features is clos...

If they don't use "Bad Guy" for the end credits, then what are we even doing

www.darkhorizons.com/billie-eilis...

Literally had a ham, pickles, cheese, tomato, fresh sourdough from the bakery, humus, lettuce, and (REDACTED) for lunch today, and it was totally and utterly (REDACTED)
--- CARRIER LOST ---

Very, very sorry to hear that.

One of the best bait and switch gags on The Simpsons ever.

Don't forget the button on the gag:

(Homer storms out)
PATRON TO OTHER PATRON: "What's her problem?"

Du bai can't be serious

Not even original EPK (5 minutes) to add to the other staggeringly amazing features?
For shame.

Oh, you write for Chuck Lorre?

I figured as much.

What's the old saying about consultants? "A consultant is someone who borrows your watch to tell you the time, and then charges you for it".

Those people have moved on to this stuff. Except they're also trying to sell us on having less as if it's more... ugh.

As these people insane, or just stupid?

Trying to start "I'm outta here like Ambrose Bierce" as a saying, but so far there's not a lot of brand traction.

He's lucky it was only darts.

The definition of falling upwards.

Headliner (!) at outdoor V Fest in Sydney 2008, following a lot of bands like Duran, Air, Pixies, Mary Chain, QOTSA, list goes on... left after about five songs. He was not just bad, but abused the crowd.
Leaving point was doing Hendrix's version of Star Spangled a la Woodstock.

I am not kidding.

Funny title for Celine Dion's big comeback song, but I like the direction she's gone in.

This wearing the wrong size shoe situation is the dumbest thing I've ever seen - and I saw Highlander 2: The Quickening *at the cinema*

Yeah, the prices are ridiculous - although the Arrow Blu ray has some brilliant special features (about $70 AUD though, now)

You've gotta be kidding me. Man, I love this website. Bye bye.

Domino was a bit too Natural Born Killers style-wise for me, but Man On Fire was absolutely brilliant from start to finish. Especially the editing!

I'd settle for that.

I guess.

As a person trained in audio engineering back in the day, all I would say if it was acceptable is that *maybe* these people should be fed into a woodchipper.
I'm not saying that, not at all, but I'm not not saying it, either.

Guessing the music was same stuff Corman had on file from Horner's Humanoids From the Deep, and Battle Beyond The Stars (which was re-used in Corman's later Space Raiders, as were the special effects in the main...). Don't know about Christopher Young's Corman custom stuff, must have been something.

How about don't be a scold, and don't presume to know the circumstances of how I participate in commerce. For example, did you know people who work in film often get free tickets?
Now you do.

Wasn't just Year 9... they really screwed the pooch on this one...

It'll be a hit.
I've the demo in my family indicating a crossover hit. Me? Love blockbuster sci-fi. My son: loves the book. Daughter: because it's impressive visually, amusing, & upbeat. My wife- sounds fun/family friendly,& we like the Lego movie. All of us agreeing on a family outing movie? Rare.

Did some searching and it looks bad. Hopefully if it turns out to be a bust you're only on the hook for a little bit. I got excited for a second there because sometimes you really DO get amazing insane discounts. I once got a bunch of Titan film books for like AUD $20 each, but that was in-store.

Was it delivered? Because I just checked and there's a heap of stuff implying it's a scam.