claire

wow that’s an awesome building

there are two doors and two guards. there are two doors and no guards. there are no doors and two guards. there are no doors and no guards. which door do you pick

Two things can be true. Two things can't be true.

i've never liked anyone this much before

hi c:

a wolf character sitting on the floor with her intestine pulled out, she has one long antler and one broken one. text on the right reads "all for you <3"

all for u <3

>I ask someone if they'd like to hear a joke
>they say "no, I hate vagueposting"
>I carefully explain the differences between vagueposting and simply telling a joke
>they say "okay, I get it, tell me the joke"
>the joke is more of an odd vignette
>they reply with "context???"

omg yesss

portrait of the artist

Hey there world! We've been working hard behind the scenes, but our seeds need sunlight to bloom, and so it's time we officially step out into the world!

hi carrie

new pfp yet again

trans women who don’t voice train(me) sound girly when it really matters(bouncing on it till i cant walk)

got a new pfp

Maybe patrick j pespas is just me

(This was a joke. Good will hunting isnt a real game)

I need a new pfp i dont really like it but its all i had

I love him and i think he’s right in not getting on the plane

The positive image of masculinity is patrick j pespas from telemarketers on hbo

I can’t believe I have almost 2000 hours already on Good Will Hunting the video game

Asteroid city was so fuckin good

That’s fair. Something about it really did it for me though and made me more interested in what he makes next, even if he’s not the “next great director.” I think that get out + us + nope is a fantastic track record

Cmon will. I liked it

Hey