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Bowel Movement Breakfast Club

I need my boring husband to let me go out and get some baby bok choi

tearing the family recipe group chat apart by using "BBC" to refer to baby bok choi

This is so fucked, I'm so angry on your behalf. What a nightmare

BR2 retconned this by saying that Deckard and Rachel were programmed for each other, but obviously that interpretation only came later. I find the "kiss me" scene weirdly moving, context suggests that he's trying to show her how to pass as human. But it's definitely got an odd vibe.

I have done Use Somebody as Cher at karaoke before and it works way too well

I don't really care about rare books and the only signed Franzen that truly matters to me is the one he wrote my name in. I was gonna give away my signed 1st/1st Purity but apparently I put my library stamp in it already so that seemed tacky

Guy who just started up a really cool creator space in GR turns out to be a massive Franzen fan, I would like to run some projects out of that space, this is a gesture of friendship

I'm about to give away my signed "Oprah's Book Club" edition of The Corrections, so I'm posting a photo in the last few hours that it belongs to me

Have I told you about my fantasy split EP where Cher and Kings of Leon cover each other's songs

I'm saying Tommy's reaction seems genuine, he immediately recalls the story of the guy who confessed. He doesn't start scheming, he looks horrified that Andy is the one who took the fall for this guy's crime

Idk, his reaction to hearing Andy's story seems genuine, and the warden definitely takes it seriously

Another person confesses to the murder though?

They're both sympathetic, Deckard just hasn't reached enlightenment yet

Feel like I should specify that when I say social contact it's "seeing my partner at all" since he works first shift

Anyway in happier news I used a sample of an expensive hair product to blow out my hair for an interview and my hair hasn't looked this good in months

I don't feel like I can pass on an offer because I literally won't make rent next month unless I accept. But I'd have to cut out the parts of my life that actually make me happy. I guess we'll see how it goes.

Finally have a really solid job prospect, something meaningful that I'd be good at, full time, living wage, staff seems really great, casual attire.

And it's second shift. No more theatre work. Only two evenings a week for social contact. Would have to drop out of my D&D group.

The "find me a body" to "suicide countdown" thing happened to me when I was psychotic in 2013 and I very nearly did kill myself. I was literally saved by the one auditory hallucination I've ever had.

Cannot recommend highly enough

Have you read The Art of Recklessness?

Good morning

I'm gonna be honest, I'll be so happy to see the balayage trend gone. This look is achievable with a ten dollar box of Feria from the grocery store. With any luck we'll look back on balayage with the same regrets as circa-2001 Chunky Highlights

Mamdani has the celeb status that comes with NYC mayorship, unfortunately nobody gives a fuck about Michigan (the best state) so it just came across as Blue Girl Collaborating. Everyone already decided to love Mamdani, Big Gretch didn't have that going for her

Director speech makeup

daaaamn

That honor goes to Annie Jupiter, a 50something year old former lion tamer who was obsessed with the spotlight and pathologically incapable of keeping anything to herself and also had a motorcycle lmao

Jim Buttersmith was a gator wrangler by day, underground fighter/degenerate gambler by night. He would throw fights if it meant he got a payout. His stunt was called "hit me, I can take it." He was one of the greatest characters I've ever seen in a TTRPG and he wasn't even the best in that campaign.