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Jonathan Gitlin

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Yeah, I live in Texas, yeah, I’m a lawyer (but not yours).

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real alpha male stuff here

11.03.2026 17:07 👍 1156 🔁 213 💬 126 📌 9
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Is it war?

youtube.com/shorts/P_eLH...

11.03.2026 01:20 👍 484 🔁 178 💬 2 📌 10

I really just do not understand how this could be possible

11.03.2026 01:27 👍 1298 🔁 103 💬 50 📌 8
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👀

10.03.2026 23:26 👍 1675 🔁 328 💬 80 📌 139

like, the IRGC owns binoculars. they can see a ship the size of the empire state building crossing the strait. turning the transponder off isn't an invisibility cloak

10.03.2026 15:10 👍 154 🔁 10 💬 10 📌 0
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“.. Even without regime change, monarchy has returned to Iran. .. If the Islamic Republic survives, it will be even more radical.”

@wsj.com
www.wsj.com/opinion/mojt...

10.03.2026 17:05 👍 266 🔁 75 💬 13 📌 4
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> @cbsnews.com

10.03.2026 18:16 👍 499 🔁 193 💬 37 📌 38

$XOM

10.03.2026 13:57 👍 190 🔁 23 💬 4 📌 5

the war is over and thats why we have no choice but to escalate, also we have accomplished all our goals but if we havent iran better watch out but also its basically over

10.03.2026 15:01 👍 508 🔁 72 💬 22 📌 6

anyways, wti <$85 because nothing really mattress

10.03.2026 15:02 👍 162 🔁 4 💬 12 📌 3

there's a slight of hand among the US right, pointing out iran isn't interdicting every ship going through the strait (indeed, 1-2 do run the ship every day), ergo strait open.

iran never could, but they also don't have to. as long as iran can credibly hit a tanker, insurance rates keep it closed.

10.03.2026 14:56 👍 205 🔁 15 💬 4 📌 4
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...and less than an hour after that, the Israeli military: war is "far from over"

09.03.2026 21:22 👍 491 🔁 141 💬 33 📌 45

The war that is not a war that is just getting started and might last until September is pretty much done and we’re also going to seize a strait we don’t control and maybe kill more leaders if we don’t like them

09.03.2026 20:37 👍 577 🔁 132 💬 12 📌 15
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why, you could even say the mission was accomplished

09.03.2026 19:25 👍 2524 🔁 321 💬 146 📌 49

can't attack a ship if there are none in the strait [with insurance >1% per hull $ /wk it's generally not economical to sail]

09.03.2026 17:53 👍 84 🔁 6 💬 6 📌 0

I don’t think Trump and his people are capable of engineering “distractions,” I think the mind-numbing chaos we see every day is straightforwardly the result of giving the dumbest, cruelest, most corrupt, most selfish people of a generation near-unmitigated power

09.03.2026 13:48 👍 5234 🔁 1283 💬 94 📌 63
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Khamenei’s son chosen as Iran’s supreme leader, extending hardline rule The selection of Mojtaba Khamenei sent a message of defiance against Donald Trump after U.S.-Israeli strikes killed his father Ayatollah Ali Khamenei.

Iran’s selection of Mojtaba Khamenei, a powerful regime insider, to succeed his father as supreme leader cements hard-line theocratic rule and sends a strong message of defiance against President Trump.

09.03.2026 11:40 👍 29 🔁 11 💬 12 📌 3

With Mojtaba's ascension it's worth reminding everyone that one of the motivations for a deal with Iran circa 2008ish was to boost Iran's reformists by undermining the hardliner argument that the U.S. was committed to the regime's destruction. It worked for awhile.

09.03.2026 00:56 👍 297 🔁 49 💬 2 📌 4
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“Drive less.” 🇬🇧

www.lbc.co.uk/article/petr...

09.03.2026 11:23 👍 449 🔁 93 💬 32 📌 16

With oil at $110, I’d guess the equity markets give up another 3-5% over the next few days.

And then Trump TACOs.

The result? The war will have succeeded in clearing out the Iranian gerontocracy for a new generation of younger extremist Mullahs.

09.03.2026 03:35 👍 727 🔁 162 💬 47 📌 20
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> @bloomberg.com

09.03.2026 09:09 👍 397 🔁 122 💬 22 📌 7
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> @reuters.com

09.03.2026 02:00 👍 563 🔁 190 💬 97 📌 39

they're deescalating any minute now

09.03.2026 03:45 👍 300 🔁 32 💬 6 📌 1

as I've said for a while now, the entire plan and theory of victory is, 100% accurately, described as "I dunno bomb stuff I guess"

near perfect tactical execution all things considered, operationally incoherent, and strategically vacant, that's the DoD/USG promise

09.03.2026 00:05 👍 508 🔁 83 💬 12 📌 5

Part of Trump’s mass appeal (and of why he’s so dangerous) is that he really seems to share Joe Barstool’s worldview that there are no complex problems: Everything has a simple brute solution, which previous leaders were somehow too stupid or weak to deploy.

08.03.2026 16:56 👍 4519 🔁 999 💬 17 📌 55

maybe I'm focusing on the wrong thing here but this is the wildest shit I've ever heard a white South African say and I study racism for a living

08.03.2026 23:49 👍 9598 🔁 1688 💬 209 📌 34
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Her trip to Ireland was ruined by this one question?? Gee, I wonder why…

08.03.2026 18:53 👍 14760 🔁 2358 💬 1290 📌 788
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Understandably, Qatari PM/FM tells Sky News that Qatar feels a sense of betrayal and calls upon US and Iran to de-escalate and seek diplomatic solution. He highlighted the impacts that already occur and the consequences to follow.

08.03.2026 21:28 👍 216 🔁 82 💬 26 📌 11

This definitely sounds cheap and sustainable.

08.03.2026 21:54 👍 17 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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“.. A woman who claims she was abused as a minor by both Jeffrey Epstein and Donald Trump has given the FBI vivid accounts that include aspects of her life corroborated by the The Post and Courier through public records.”

@postandcourier.bsky.social
www.postandcourier.com/news/epstein...

08.03.2026 17:55 👍 2477 🔁 894 💬 48 📌 35