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Cynnie

@sinycalbytch

Public defender. Cat mom. Minnesota proud. Often anxious. Swearing enthusiast. Cool introvert. I drink milk as an adult & I will not change my ways. She/her

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We know a lot is going on right now, but we just realized that:

cabinet/board/panel = things made of wood

cabinet/board/panel = terms for organizations

09.03.2026 13:30 πŸ‘ 923 πŸ” 154 πŸ’¬ 30 πŸ“Œ 31

Oh this is fun idea! We should check out the dm capabilities on here

09.03.2026 13:40 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I could at least respect this dude if he was upfront about β€œhey, we took the LGBTQ representation out because bigot money spends as good as anyone else’s.”

Not this β€œwe’re making a movie and those shouldn’t intersect with real issues in the world” bullshit.

08.03.2026 01:24 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

That was kind of my assessment of it as well. I haven't seen any new clips of it though. If you watch it let me know if it's worth it!

08.03.2026 06:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Reminds me of that poll that found 1 in 9 men think they could score a point in tennis against Serena Williams. God grant me the confidence of a mediocre white man.

08.03.2026 06:42 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Menℒ️ out here demonstrating why they deserve a loneliness epidemic

08.03.2026 02:40 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is most men, fyi. They think they're smarter than women with high level degrees, faster than female Olympians, & could winna fight with a wild animal "if they really had to"

I fail to see the use value in partnering with people who think you are inherently less in every aspect due to your body

08.03.2026 01:32 πŸ‘ 127 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 0
A tweet from FFSBert

I think I'm more intelligent overall than my missus.. Like holding on to data and information and general interests etc. But she is more accomplished than me, university etc.. She is not thick. She is smart and very capable. She just applies herself more than me...

A tweet from FFSBert I think I'm more intelligent overall than my missus.. Like holding on to data and information and general interests etc. But she is more accomplished than me, university etc.. She is not thick. She is smart and very capable. She just applies herself more than me...

Gurrrl if your man be like this you deserve a better man.

08.03.2026 01:26 πŸ‘ 85 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 8

Some of the most sadistic people you'll ever hear of work in prisons and have badges.

08.03.2026 01:53 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

White boys get to be "just naive boys" even when they're 40.

08.03.2026 01:56 πŸ‘ 154 πŸ” 22 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

The kids don't know about dumping Everclear and fruit punch into a trash can and just trying not to die

08.03.2026 01:59 πŸ‘ 756 πŸ” 55 πŸ’¬ 91 πŸ“Œ 22

"...and kiss women, but sometimes they prefer other men. Those men are called 'gay'." That was it. I asked, she gave a child's answer, I said "oh" and went back to my reading.

Making this into a federal issue is a choice. A stupid, counterproductive, bigoted choice that nobody should humor.

08.03.2026 02:54 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Wirb
@wirbel flak
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Federal judges can just be ignored. It's amazing what happens when you stop letting people have power over you just because they say they do.
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Wirb @wirbel flak X.com Federal judges can just be ignored. It's amazing what happens when you stop letting people have power over you just because they say they do. 7:18 PM β€’ 3/7/26 β€’ 12K Views 7 27 3 11

Bro is talking about federal judges like I talk about ex-boyfriends

08.03.2026 04:11 πŸ‘ 302 πŸ” 26 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

remember that time Howard Dean made a weird noise and it ended his political career
can we get that but for nazi tattoos and transphobia

08.03.2026 04:18 πŸ‘ 506 πŸ” 137 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 9

THIS is how I remembered that it's DST tomorrow whoops

08.03.2026 06:09 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I also have not watched it

08.03.2026 06:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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I did not do this, but apparently the longest workout streak on the sunnyfit app is 1,153 days!!! I am super impressed by that

07.03.2026 01:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I saw Bridget Everett tonight & I had no idea what i going to see bc i was tagging along with a friend & it was a wild ride

06.03.2026 04:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Me too! It's been super helpful & is so cute.

06.03.2026 00:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yall made Howard Dean drop out of tue race back in 2004 because he got too excited and yelled.

05.03.2026 22:13 πŸ‘ 119 πŸ” 19 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 2

I have Finch too 21

05.03.2026 22:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Kristi Noem before and after her MAGA plastic surgery mistakes

Kristi Noem before and after her MAGA plastic surgery mistakes

dog this is straight up fucking crazy

05.03.2026 22:45 πŸ‘ 2961 πŸ” 260 πŸ’¬ 146 πŸ“Œ 192

What is... you know what, check that. I don't want to know. You hear me? I DON'T WANT TO KNOW. I'm just going to assume Nick Fury got a new intern and MOVE ON WITH MY LIFE.

Prank caller, prank caller.

05.03.2026 20:04 πŸ‘ 362 πŸ” 19 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 1

Right?! No one needs that!

05.03.2026 22:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I would swipe right on that! πŸ˜†
Oh man I'm absolutely going to die alone

05.03.2026 22:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

my god he did it again. he is inevitable

05.03.2026 20:18 πŸ‘ 181 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

It's a very real & not totally made up thing

05.03.2026 22:12 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ok but you looked amazing with it. You look amazing with longer hair too. You can pull it all off

05.03.2026 22:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No no no, that's gonna be finely minced parsley

05.03.2026 22:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0