Uncle From Another World is about a guy who spends 20 years in a fantasy realm, then comes back and basically just hangs out with his otaku nephew and plays old Sega games.

On my way to lunch today, I came across the Veggietales reenactment of Jonestown.

Oh no, I'm so sorry! Thank you for your stories about him ♥️

I've always wanted to live on a ghost ship, this seems like a pretty good backup.

I haven't left the house for much lately, so I decided to get outside and blow off some cobwebs. Today's Ravenna surprise was a coy-dog, just hanging out on the manicured lawn, bold as brass.

Thank you Chiitan!

He got promoted to the board actually.

Both of those characters are women

mk9 peanuts

Nazi scum

I've seen a few "anyone who thinks they can stop this bill is naïve" posts this morning, and like... okay? Your point?

I don't fight based on whether or not I think I can win. I fight based on whether or not I think it's right.

Letting them coast into this horror show without a fight is WRONG.

it's good that doomers constantly clarify that nothing can be done, actually. very helpful, the possibility did not occur to me, the foolish idiot who believes in fighting however possible.

Yes, sweetie, of course you are 💅♥️

That's so many tattoos!

I told the mushrooms what you did, good luck trying to benefit from the mycorrhizal network this summer you bastard

And patience.

Main character energy is OUT, this summer we’re bringing NPC energy. We’re posted up at the bar dropping lore and suggesting side quests. We’re leaning casually near a locked door and saying “I don’t think you have the key for that” when someone tries the handle. We’re staring at a tree.

Slop

A four panel meme, featuring John Connor talking to The Terminator, from Terminator 2 John: Wait a second, you’re saying you’re from the future? Terminator: Great question! Thanks so much for asking. Let’s think about the answer…hmm! The current year is 1983. Working backwards logically, I’m from the year 1965, which is 300 years in the future. Anything else you’d like to know? John - stares blankly Terminator: I’m sorry, I can see that was not the right answer. I actually came from the year 829392 AD, which is 10 years in the past from this year, which is 3

I am begging for a Hollywood movie or TV writer to make something that features realistic 'artificial intelligence'

you, a fool: "Luigi Mangione committed murder but what his victim did, the UnitedHealthcare CEO, was not"
UnitedHealthcare:

Freedom scares them. They want to stifle all resistance against their tyranny. The time to take to the streets is NOW.

Find a protest near you. Mass protest movements are your last line of defense.

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“It’s not a political party: it’s a hospice for wealthy insider traders.”

According to Cole Porter, those would be turtle doves (when they love).

Looks pretty demonic to me, I'll take the moose ♥️

This is the kind of hard hitting floral commentary I signed up for 🧐

"Years ago, we hoped that it was some sort of astral plane where you could gather up a group of likeminded individuals to storm the virtual bastille, but now it's four websites owned by three billionaires."

Authoritarian movements want power. This parade of boring jokes and overconfident hotdogging is more about dominance than anything else. It's a way of puffing out their chests, it's tanks in the digital streets. Disrespecting art and culture, being confidently unfunny and unoriginal, is a natural progression of right wing thought. The result is an insufferable, authoritarian, Internet, one that's become a parking lot where angry virgins go to do donuts in hopes of impressing the visibly damp men in charge. If they can't be funny, they'll settle for having a gun leveled at the head of human progress.

This week, I was trying to find a way to write about the stomach ache I get when I see the White House twitter account shitposting about deportations. I wound up talking about old memes and how it's time to concede that the internet itself is a tool of the growing authoritarian movement