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Phil Reed

@phil-b-reed

He/Him, chonky cis hetero white dude. Infosec practitioner. Maker. Westie dad. Eduard Bernstein socialist. Prozac user. Benzo beneficiary. Despite my staggering lack of ambition and drive I have landed in a pretty good place in life

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"Some people are saying the aliens want to eat us, but I talked to them, they're nice aliens, they gave me this golden hoverthrone, it's gorgeous, isn't it? Such nice aliens, we like them, don't we? We're loading so many people into their spaceships faster than anyone ever thought it was possible."

19.02.2026 15:15 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"These aliens, they're great guys, they want to help us out so much no one has imagined, but they said to me, Sir, we can't let your planetβ€”and it's a big, beautiful planetβ€”we can't let it into the Galaβ€”the Galastic Confederation while you still have these nasty Democrats, they're so nasty, right?"

19.02.2026 15:03 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1
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Israeli Soldiers Accused of Using Polymarket to Bet on Strikes The country’s internal security agency indicted a reservist and a civilian for security offenses, bribery and obstruction of justice in connection with the bets.

This is really, really dark.

www.wsj.com/world/middle...

12.02.2026 15:56 πŸ‘ 1791 πŸ” 741 πŸ’¬ 46 πŸ“Œ 119

Slava Ukraini

12.02.2026 15:48 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
We taught this chimpanzee to understand the median voter’s politics and he hanged himself.

We taught this chimpanzee to understand the median voter’s politics and he hanged himself.

12.02.2026 14:48 πŸ‘ 296 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Paxlovid is the real deal helped me and my elderly ma. It will give you a horrible taste in your mouth and other potential side effects but does the job. Hope you don't feel too bad. so sorry :(

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Marjorie Taylor Greene Tears Into β€˜Weak’ Republican Men in Congress MTG, a President Trump loyalist, has spoken out against her own party several times of late.

MTG has gone scorched-earth on her own party.

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Nation’s Indigenous People Confirm They Don’t Need Special Holiday, Just Large Swaths Of Land Returned Immediately

Nation’s Indigenous People Confirm They Don’t Need Special Holiday, Just Large Swaths Of Land Returned Immediately

Nation’s Indigenous People Confirm They Don’t Need Special Holiday, Just Large Swaths Of Land Returned Immediately https://theonion.com/nation-s-indigenous-people-confirm-they-don-t-need-spec-1839033177/

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Would flip the resolute desk into both of those assholes.

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The alt text on this… art.

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Ohio Begins Executing Random People In Hopes They’re Criminals

Ohio Begins Executing Random People In Hopes They’re Criminals

Ohio Begins Executing Random People In Hopes They’re Criminals https://theonion.com/ohio-begins-executing-random-people-in-hopes-they-re-cr-1851218315/

13.10.2025 21:00 πŸ‘ 3772 πŸ” 635 πŸ’¬ 86 πŸ“Œ 42

and since he really does have a quote for everything, in the wise words of Sir Terry Pratchett: β€œSusan hated Literature. She’d much prefer to read a good book.”

13.10.2025 21:23 πŸ‘ 595 πŸ” 51 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 4

it is more important to read books you actually enjoy reading than books that are Literature

13.10.2025 21:19 πŸ‘ 2456 πŸ” 431 πŸ’¬ 51 πŸ“Œ 35

That is an absolutely fantastic opinion!

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But "I can't resist because I cannot be even mildly inconvenienced as that is akin to oppression" isn't good faith either. We can't meme or vote our way out of fascism.

13.10.2025 21:07 πŸ‘ 231 πŸ” 27 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

"You're not resisting correctly unless you are willing to destroy your entire life and risk your family's safety" isn't good faith. You don't get to volunteer other people for jeopardy.

13.10.2025 21:07 πŸ‘ 759 πŸ” 113 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 3
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www.jsonline.com/story/sports...

13.10.2025 18:57 πŸ‘ 1975 πŸ” 545 πŸ’¬ 40 πŸ“Œ 20

ROFL

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ICE Barbie’s Goons Detain and Deport Dad of Marine Family says stop at Camp Pendleton gate led to their father’s deportation.

ICE goons have detained the parents of a Marine serving his country as they tried to visit their pregnant daughter on the Camp Pendleton base.

13.10.2025 10:36 πŸ‘ 233 πŸ” 132 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 8
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I used to defend Columbus as 'magnificent.' I don't anymore. IN 1997 I wrote a column for Columbus Day weekend that opened on a smart-alecky note: "Say," I asked, "is it OK to admire Christopher Columbus again?" Ever since the quincentennial of Columbus's first...

Conservative columnist Jeff Jacoby on Christopher Columbus:
jeffjacoby.com/27260/i-used...

13.10.2025 15:34 πŸ‘ 202 πŸ” 57 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 8
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Miccosukee Tribe challenges β€˜Alligator Alcatraz’ The tribe, whose territory is near the immigration detention center, joined a lawsuit against the state and federal governments on July 14

β€œHistory is echoing,” says William β€œPopeye” Osceola of the Miccosukee Tribe on the similarities between the reservation system & modern mass deportation apparatus. Today, we look back on how the tribe has challenged secrecy & environmental harm at β€˜Alligator Alcatraz,’ wrote @alexmar.bsky.social.

13.10.2025 15:03 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I had the misfortune of reading through a handful of Yarvin blog posts last week. He often uses the term "low human capital individuals" to sound like a distinguished racist with many leather-bound books. It's incredible pathetic.

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a SCOTUS judge on a Sunday show normalizing the shadow docket to circumvent current laws by saying it's not settled law is very, very, very bad.

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12.10.2025 21:52 πŸ‘ 916 πŸ” 293 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 3

It is non negotiable. Why Gavin has to be a non starter.

12.10.2025 22:18 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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This is the right answer. I will never stop standing up for my trans brothers and sisters. And if you want to be mean, you'd better not do it around me! πŸ’―

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