"Some people are saying the aliens want to eat us, but I talked to them, they're nice aliens, they gave me this golden hoverthrone, it's gorgeous, isn't it? Such nice aliens, we like them, don't we? We're loading so many people into their spaceships faster than anyone ever thought it was possible."
19.02.2026 15:15
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"These aliens, they're great guys, they want to help us out so much no one has imagined, but they said to me, Sir, we can't let your planetβand it's a big, beautiful planetβwe can't let it into the Galaβthe Galastic Confederation while you still have these nasty Democrats, they're so nasty, right?"
19.02.2026 15:03
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Slava Ukraini
12.02.2026 15:48
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We taught this chimpanzee to understand the median voterβs politics and he hanged himself.
12.02.2026 14:48
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Paxlovid is the real deal helped me and my elderly ma. It will give you a horrible taste in your mouth and other potential side effects but does the job. Hope you don't feel too bad. so sorry :(
14.10.2025 15:57
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Nationβs Indigenous People Confirm They Donβt Need Special Holiday, Just Large Swaths Of Land Returned Immediately
Nationβs Indigenous People Confirm They Donβt Need Special Holiday, Just Large Swaths Of Land Returned Immediately https://theonion.com/nation-s-indigenous-people-confirm-they-don-t-need-spec-1839033177/
13.10.2025 22:00
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Would flip the resolute desk into both of those assholes.
13.10.2025 21:37
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The alt text on this⦠art.
13.10.2025 21:35
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Ohio Begins Executing Random People In Hopes Theyβre Criminals
Ohio Begins Executing Random People In Hopes Theyβre Criminals https://theonion.com/ohio-begins-executing-random-people-in-hopes-they-re-cr-1851218315/
13.10.2025 21:00
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and since he really does have a quote for everything, in the wise words of Sir Terry Pratchett: βSusan hated Literature. Sheβd much prefer to read a good book.β
13.10.2025 21:23
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it is more important to read books you actually enjoy reading than books that are Literature
13.10.2025 21:19
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That is an absolutely fantastic opinion!
13.10.2025 21:32
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13.10.2025 20:08
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But "I can't resist because I cannot be even mildly inconvenienced as that is akin to oppression" isn't good faith either. We can't meme or vote our way out of fascism.
13.10.2025 21:07
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"You're not resisting correctly unless you are willing to destroy your entire life and risk your family's safety" isn't good faith. You don't get to volunteer other people for jeopardy.
13.10.2025 21:07
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www.jsonline.com/story/sports...
13.10.2025 18:57
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ROFL
13.10.2025 20:15
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13.10.2025 18:36
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ICE Barbieβs Goons Detain and Deport Dad of Marine
Family says stop at Camp Pendleton gate led to their fatherβs deportation.
ICE goons have detained the parents of a Marine serving his country as they tried to visit their pregnant daughter on the Camp Pendleton base.
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Miccosukee Tribe challenges βAlligator Alcatrazβ
The tribe, whose territory is near the immigration detention center, joined a lawsuit against the state and federal governments on July 14
βHistory is echoing,β says William βPopeyeβ Osceola of the Miccosukee Tribe on the similarities between the reservation system & modern mass deportation apparatus. Today, we look back on how the tribe has challenged secrecy & environmental harm at βAlligator Alcatraz,β wrote @alexmar.bsky.social.
13.10.2025 15:03
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I had the misfortune of reading through a handful of Yarvin blog posts last week. He often uses the term "low human capital individuals" to sound like a distinguished racist with many leather-bound books. It's incredible pathetic.
13.10.2025 14:19
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13.10.2025 13:33
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a SCOTUS judge on a Sunday show normalizing the shadow docket to circumvent current laws by saying it's not settled law is very, very, very bad.
13.10.2025 02:34
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12.10.2025 21:52
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It is non negotiable. Why Gavin has to be a non starter.
12.10.2025 22:18
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This is the right answer. I will never stop standing up for my trans brothers and sisters. And if you want to be mean, you'd better not do it around me! π―
12.10.2025 19:44
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